Quotes from Heath Ledger movies and TV shows - page 2 of 3

The Joker: Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy.

The Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars?

The Joker: A little fight in you. I like that.
Batman: Then you're gonna love me.

The Joker: You see, it's all part of the plan.

[To the group of mobsters.]
The Joker: This suit wasn't cheap. You ought to know; you bought it.

Gambol: You're crazy.
The Joker: I'm not. No, I'm not.

Joker: And I thought my jokes were bad.
Gambol: Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy pull your head off.
Joker: How about a magic trick?

The Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says "Why so serious? He comes at me with the knife."Why so serious? Sticks the blade in my mouth...Let's put a smile on that face!

The Joker: [to Batman.] You've changed things... Forever. There's no going back. See, to them, you're just a freak... Like me!

The Joker: This city deserves a better class of criminal and I'm gonna give it to them. You'll see. I'll show you.

The Joker: Where do we begin? A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened?
Gamble: So what are you proposing?
The Joker: It's simple: We, uh, kill the Batman.

The Joker: I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things.

The Joker: Let's put a smile on that face!

The Joker: See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite and gunpowder and gasoline. Do you know what all these things have in common? They're cheap.

The Joker: And here. We. Go.

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Tony: Where the hell are we?
Percy: Geographically speaking, in the Northern Hemisphere. Socially, on the margins. And narratively, with some way to go.

Tony: Nothing is permanent, not even death.

Tony: Don't believe everything you read. Especially The Mirror.

Tony: The Imaginarium does not cost a thing. We're not here for money.

Tony: If Doctor Parnassus can really control people's mind, why isn't he ruling the world, then? Eh? Why bother with this little... Side show?
Anton: 'Side show'? He don't... He don't want to rule the world. He wants the world to rule itself!

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