Billy McMahon: No, we can't talk about it later. The future doesn't know later.
Nick Campbell: All the future is, is later. That's literally what the future is. It's later. What are you talking about?
Quotes from Owen Wilson movies and TV shows - page 4 of 6
Steve Zissou: This bull dyke's got something against us.
Ned Plimpton: I don't think she's a lesbian. She's pregnant.
Ned Plimpton: I've never seen so many electric jellyfish in all my life.
Ned Plimpton: Stevesy, what's going on? Are those hijackers?
Steve Zissou: Well, out here we call them "pirates," Ned.
Greg Focker: He's not a doctor.
Kevin Rawley: Not in the Western sense of the word.
Greg Focker: Not in *any* sense of the word.
Loki: You're taking me somewhere to kill me?
Mobius M. Mobius: No, I'm taking you some place to talk.
Loki: Well, I don't like to talk.
Mobius M. Mobius: But you do like to lie. Which you just did, 'cause we both know you love to talk.
More Marmaduke quotes
Steve: What should I call you, sir?
Steve: Nothing. You don't ever need to see me or know my name. You can refer to me as Geppetto.
David Ghantt: Geppetto?
Steve: Yeah, Geppetto. As in Pinnochio. As in, I pull the strings.
David Ghantt: I think he means Stromboli.
Steve: What did you call me?
David Ghantt: Nothin'. I just think you mean Stromboli. Geppetto was just a woodcarver. Stromboli was the puppeteer.
Gil: I'm having trouble because I'm a Hollywood hack who never gave real literature a shot.
Jedediah: Well, if it ain't Mr."Big-in-the-Britches", himself!
Jack Dwyer: I killed someone.
Hammond: You're alive, Jack. Your family's alive.
Beeze Dwyer: I'm hungry.
Jack Dwyer: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
Lucy Dwyer: Not funny.
Jack Dwyer: I'm not Funny, I'm Dad.
Lucy Dwyer: Still not funny.
Marshal Nathan Van Cleef: Mighty impressive hardware you packin' there.
Roy O'Bannon: Why don't you get your eyes of my package, you twisted son of a bitch.
Roy O'Bannon: So who are you?
Chon Wang: I'm an Imperial Guard to the Emperor of China.
Roy O'Bannon: China... what's with the book?
Chon Wang: The book belongs to Princess Pei Pei. She was kidnapped from the Forbidden City.
Roy O'Bannon: I like that, Forbidden City, a princess, kidnapped! It's so mysterious.
Chon Wang: You killed my uncle.
Roy O'Bannon: Bull! That was Wallace! All the way.
Chon Wang: He was one of your bandits.
Roy O'Bannon: He wasn't part of my gang! He was a new guy! And he's crazy as a road lizard.
Roy O'Bannon: There's more to life than money. I hope you learn that one day.
Chon Wang: He took the gold.
Roy O'Bannon: Is that all you care about, the gold? Shame on you.
Chon Wang: See! I told you so.
Roy O'Bannon: No, you said "wet shirt don't break," not "piss shirt bend bar".