Shanghai Noon

Shanghai Noon (2000)

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Roy O'Bannon: There's more to life than money. I hope you learn that one day.

Roy O'Bannon: Come on. We're men, we're not pinatas.

Sioux Chief: Daughter, husbands like Man-Who-Fights-in-Dress don't come along every day.

Chon Wang: We stick together. We are partners.
Roy O'Bannon: That's beautiful.

Chon Wang: You killed my uncle.
Roy O'Bannon: Bull! That was Wallace! All the way.
Chon Wang: He was one of your bandits.
Roy O'Bannon: He wasn't part of my gang! He was a new guy! And he's crazy as a road lizard.

Roy O'Bannon: So who are you?
Chon Wang: I'm an Imperial Guard to the Emperor of China.
Roy O'Bannon: China... what's with the book?
Chon Wang: The book belongs to Princess Pei Pei. She was kidnapped from the Forbidden City.
Roy O'Bannon: I like that, Forbidden City, a princess, kidnapped! It's so mysterious.

Princess Pei Pei: Father, is this my husband-to-be? He's a toad. If the Emperor is so fond of him, why doesn't he marry him?

Chon Wang: I got an idea: why don't I pretend I'm sick, and then you can attack the guard when they come in?
Roy O'Bannon: Oh, you mean the sick prisoner routine? Does that still work in China? 'Cause here it's sorta been done to death.

Roy O'Bannon: I don't know karate, but I know kar-azy, and I will use it.

Roy O'Bannon: Yes, John, I've heard all about the Emperor. Must be one hell of a man.
Chon Wang: He's only twelve.
Roy O'Bannon: Are you kidding me? You're sitting here, waiting to die for someone whose balls haven't even dropped?

Chon Wang: See! I told you so.
Roy O'Bannon: No, you said "wet shirt don't break," not "piss shirt bend bar".

Marshal Nathan Van Cleef: Mighty impressive hardware you packin' there.
Roy O'Bannon: Why don't you get your eyes of my package, you twisted son of a bitch.

Chon Wang: He took the gold.
Roy O'Bannon: Is that all you care about, the gold? Shame on you.

Lo Fong: One thing about the Chinese, Mr. Andrews. We do not renegotiate.

Imperial Guard: On the battlefield, a soldier can't always obey the General's orders.

Princess Pei Pei: Whatever you think I'm going to do for you, you're wrong.

Roy O'Bannon: Is that her? She's pretty! Grab her.

Chon Wang: This is the West, not the East. The sun may rise where we come from... but here is where it sets.

Medicine Man: Don't worry, it could be worse - he could be a white guy.

Roy O'Bannon: Holy crap, the vultures are eating my head.

Factual error: The evil man request 100,000 pieces of gold for ransom. Each gold piece looks to be about 10 ounces, and 100,000 of those would make the entire thing of gold weigh about or over 3 tons and 2 guys are carrying it around in a little chest throughout the movie.

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Trivia: As usual, Jackie Chan made his stunts all by himself, but with a new trick on the list: he had never ridden a horse before.

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Question: What is the translation of the Chinese drinking game Roy and Chon play?

Answer: One crab with eight feet, painted horns - what a big crab./ Blinking eyes, shrinking head,/ crawling, crawling everywhere./ Two and Two, who should drink?/ Three and three, who drink first?/ Five and Five, who should drink?/ Two and two, you drink first.

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