Roy O'Bannon: Is that her? She's pretty! Grab her.
Chon Wang: This is the West, not the East. The sun may rise where we come from... but here is where it sets.
Medicine Man: Don't worry, it could be worse - he could be a white guy.
Roy O'Bannon: Holy crap, the vultures are eating my head.
Roy O'Bannon: There's more to life than money. I hope you learn that one day.
Roy O'Bannon: Come on. We're men, we're not pinatas.
Sioux Chief: Daughter, husbands like Man-Who-Fights-in-Dress don't come along every day.
Roy O'Bannon: So who are you?
Chon Wang: I'm an Imperial Guard to the Emperor of China.
Roy O'Bannon: China... what's with the book?
Chon Wang: The book belongs to Princess Pei Pei. She was kidnapped from the Forbidden City.
Roy O'Bannon: I like that, Forbidden City, a princess, kidnapped! It's so mysterious.
Princess Pei Pei: Father, is this my husband-to-be? He's a toad. If the Emperor is so fond of him, why doesn't he marry him?
Roy O'Bannon: I don't know karate, but I know kar-azy, and I will use it.
Marshal Nathan Van Cleef: Mighty impressive hardware you packin' there.
Roy O'Bannon: Why don't you get your eyes of my package, you twisted son of a bitch.
Lo Fong: One thing about the Chinese, Mr. Andrews. We do not renegotiate.
Imperial Guard: On the battlefield, a soldier can't always obey the General's orders.
Princess Pei Pei: Whatever you think I'm going to do for you, you're wrong.