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Suspicion - S4-E12

Agent Gibbs: Give me some good news, Abby.
Abbey: I'm not pregnant.

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Escaped - S4-E2

Agent Gibbs: There's a little girl who just wants to go home with her daddy. So will you help me... Please.
Agent Dinozzo: Did he just say...
Agent McGee: Yep.

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Roman: Why me? Why've I got to do it?
Brian: Well, you got the biggest mouth.
Tej: That's for damn sure.

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Mia Toretto: Guys, I'm hearing all this chatter. Did you just take out a bank?

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The Man on the Fairway - S1-E14

Dr. Addey: Dr Goodman, we found 6 sets of human remains on that plane
Bones: Not to mention 3 bone fragments that were NOT on the plane.
Dr. Goodman: Is there any chance those bone fragments were on the plane?
Angela: What, as carry on luggage?

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The Woman in the Car - S1-E11

Agent Booth: FBI!
US Marshall: US Marshalls!
Agent Booth: US Marshall?
Bones: Forensic Anthropologist.

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A Boy in a Tree - S1-E3

[Head falls out of a tree.]
Bones: We're going to need an evidence bag
[Rest of body falls from tree.]
Bones: We're going to need a bigger bag.

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Finnick Odair: [sarcastically] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 76th Hunger Games.

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President Snow: Let it fly miss Everdeane. Let. It. Fly.

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Gun Sergeant: Looks like you were listening.
Sage: I wasn't listening. I used to work in the factory where they make these things.

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Captain Potts: Carry on Sergeant.

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SWAK - S2-E22

DiNozzo: How will you feel if I got Anthrax, boss?
Gibbs: Not as bad as you, DiNozzo.

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Pop Life - S2-E16

Todd: What you doing?
DiNozzo: Chronicling this little conversation for our next meeting with Ducky.
Gibbs: Are you done?
DiNozzo: Almost.
Gibbs: Done or Fired are the choices.
DiNozzo: Done.

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See No Evil - S2-E1

Donald Mallard: I once had an uncle who drowned in a vat of alcohol once
Agent McGee: I'm sorry to hear that
Donald Mallard: Well he did reportedly climb out the vat 3 times to go to the bathroom.

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Enigma - S1-E15

FBI Agent: you're under arrest!
Gibbs: What for?
FBI Agent: Pissing off the FBI.
Gibbs: Get used to it.

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Sub Rosa - S1-E7

Tony DiNizzo: I've never experienced Gibbs without his morning coffee... We're in uncharted waters here, Kate.

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High Seas - S1-E6

Agent Gibbs: How you doing, Kate?
Agent Gibbs: Kate?
Agent Gibbs: How's she doing, DiNozzo?
Agent DiNozzo: She's smiling.

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Animal Attraction - S5-E15

Doug Heffernan: OK, I read somewhere that penguins are scared of walruses... So get down there and act like a walrus.
Deacon Palmer: OK so the two of us are up for the role of walrus, and I get it?

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Phil Broker: Come on look around. Beautiful house, horse trails, river in the backyard. What else could we ask for?
Maddy Broker: WiFi.

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Phil Broker: Whatever you're thinking, rethink it.

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