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Over - S2-E10

Skyler White: What are you supposed to do today?
Walter White: Nothing.
Skyler White: Excellent. Brownie points for taking a nap.

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4 Days Out - S2-E9

Walter White: You can always call me if you need to.
Skyler White: What? and risk talking to your mother?

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Better Call Saul - S2-E8

Saul Goodman: So if you wanna make more money, and keep the money you make, better call Saul.

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Breakage - S2-E5

George Merkert: Bring me up to speed on Tuco Salamanca.
Hank Schradar: Dead.
George Merkert: Still?
Hank Schradar: Absolutely.
George Merkert: Okay then. Well thanks for stopping by.

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Jesse Pinkman: Nah, come on man. Some straight like you with a giant stick up his ass at like what, sixty, he's just gonna break bad?

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Rag Week - S1-E4

Inspector Fowler: If you carry on, Britain's name will be mud. Or worse. Italy.

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Crazy Handful of Nothin' - S1-E6

Hank: Damn that woman's got an ass like an onion. Makes me wanna cry.

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D.I. Grim: Cutting edge of technology? Cutting edge of fannying about I say! Whats wrong with a Biro? I've booted up, I've patched in, I'm online, I'm offline, I'm downloaded and extremely cheesed off!
D.C. Kray: You need to inter-grate your power at the source.
D.I. Grim: What?
D.C. Kray: You need to plug it in.

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The Queen's Birthday Present - S1-E1

Inspector Fowler: I'd like to meet the man that could get into my trousers.

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The Queen's Birthday Present - S1-E1

Inspector Fowler: And never forget. In the grand order of life there are but 2 forces. The force of Order and the force of Chaos. And in the middle. Us. The Thin Blue Line.
P.C. Goody: So 3 forces.

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Gourmet Night (a.k.a. Gourmet's Paradise) - S1-E5

Sybil Fawlty: Are you going to do the car?
Basil Fawlty: In a minute, my little piranha fish.

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The Builders - S1-E2

O'Reilly: Just remember if the good Lord...
Basil: ...Is mentioned one more time, I will move you closer to him.

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The Builders - S1-E2

O'Reilly: Just remember Mr. Fawlty, There is always someone worse off than yourself
Basil: Well I'd like to meet him. I could do with a laugh.

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The White Asparagus Triangulation - S2-E9

[Walking into Penny's apartment.]
Sheldon: Were you robbed?
Penny: Uh, no.
Sheldon: How can you be sure?

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The White Asparagus Triangulation - S2-E9

Sheldon: Hi Stephanie, I'm sorry I'm late but your companion left me the most undecipherable invitation
Leonard: What invitation?
Sheldon: [From note.] "We're going to the movies" What movie? What theater? What time? If you wanted to make it impossible to find you, you couldn't have done a better job.
Leonard: Oh I could have.

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The Panty Piñata Polarization - S2-E7

Sheldon Cooper: Woman, you're playing with forces beyond your ken.
Penny: Your Ken can kiss my Barbie.

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The Solder Excursion Diversion - S9-E19

Raj: When I come out the closet I am so nailing those guys.

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The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem - S2-E6

Penny: Holy crap on a cracker.

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Homer: Oh come on... I can't start a new life on my own and I've really come to like you guys.

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Jigsaw: I despise murderers.

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