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Mr. Jimmy: I can't see shit. Where the hell are we Mike?
Mike: You wouldn't recognise it even if you could see. (01:09:00)

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Kuchta: Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! The Deepwater Horizon has exploded and is on fire. I say again, The Deepwater Horizon is on fire. (00:59:40)

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Santa: I'm swapping out 8 reindeer for 400 horses!

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Big Brother - S1-E1

Del Boy: A lot of people told me I was a right dipstick to make my brother partner in the business, but this only goes to prove how bloody right they were.

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Cello, Goodbye - S1-E3

Carrie Heffernan: Honey, if he didn't drive me home then we wouldn't be able to have sex in his car!

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Fat City - S1-E2

Doug Heffernan: Hey, Deac, let me ask you, do you think Carrie's gained weight?
Deacon Palmer: Say what?
Doug Heffernan: Carrie, my wife, do you think she's gained a little weight, a couple pounds, maybe?
Deacon Palmer: I don't know. Every time I see her she's blocked by you.

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Pilot - S1-E1

Arthur Spooner: [His house is burning to the ground] I wonder if it's too late to buy insurance?

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Pilot - S1-E1

Carrie Heffernan: I have a surprise for you.
Doug Heffernan: You're pregnant. Yes!
Carrie Heffernan: No.
Doug Heffernan: Thank God!

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Face Off - S4-E13

Skyler White: What happened?
Walter White: I won. (00:47:50)

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Bug - S4-E9

Walter White: So What is this now? Meth cooking and corpse disposal?

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Hermanos - S4-E8

Walter White: I've got some math for you. Hank catching Gus equals Hank catching us!

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Rooster: Another day? I can't believe it! This is so exciting! I know, right? Can you believe it? Although, things aren't going so great now, so maybe last night should have been it.

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Rooster: No way! The sun came up again! If I knew this was gonna keep happening, certainly wouldn't have fertilized all those eggs! Now I have to stick around till they hatch! And be present and involved.

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Rooster: The sun came up again? I can't believe it! I thought when I closed my eyes last night, that that was it! But we have another day of this.

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Iceman - S4-E18

Gibbs: I've got a witness!
Tony: I hope we got a witness.
Ziva: Or we find one quick. (00:39:00)

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Once a Hero - S4-E8

Gibbs: DiNozzo!
DiNozzo: Boss?
Gibbs: Stop eating the evidence.
DiNozzo: Sorry boss.

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Peter Rabbit: I'm sorry I set traps on your hand. I'm sorry I rubbed my tail on your hair brush. I'm sorry.
Tom: Wait. Hang on. Really? C'mon. (01:16:50)

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Dead and Unburied - S4-E5

Ducky: I've learn't as much as I can from the dead. Time to start listening to the living. (00:34:20)

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Dead and Unburied - S4-E5

Ducky: See this fracture here?
Gibbs: Well...Yeah. You're pointing right at it. (00:16:50)

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Dead and Unburied - S4-E5

Abby: Aww, You shaved your mustache. I liked you with a little hair on your face.
Gibbs: I've still got my eyebrows. (00:08:45)

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