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Maui: When you use a bird to write with, it's called tweeting.

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Bo Peep: [to her sheep] Why you got to be so bad at driving? You got 6 eyes!

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Mean Streak - S4-E3

Doug Heffernan: There's no I in IPS, Actually there is, right in the beginning. (00:04:30)

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Will Salas: Don't worry he'll give up before we do.
[Gunshot richoches off wall nearby.]
Sylvia Weis: You sure about that?
Will Salas: No. (01:15:55)

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Episode #1.2 - S1-E2

D.I. Poole: Am I too late? For afternoon tea?
Waiter: I'm sorry sir.
D.I. Poole: I'm a police officer! I'm a police officer and I WANT A CUP OF TEA! (00:02:40)

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Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers - S2-E8

Berta: Well gadzooks! Zippy's got his freak on.
Charlie: Yeah he has.
Berta: Well if they can put a man on the moon they can put a woman on your brother. (00:03:04)

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The Mystery in the Meat - S9-E10

Booth: Bones was feeling rough so I got you a nice hot cup of coffee.
Caroline: Cheri, that was not my first rodeo. Just a taste.

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Hobbs: Do you mind telling me what exactly we're dealing with here
Shaw: A ghost. 8 years ago I put a bullet in his brain and he shouldn't be here.
Hobbs: So we're being chased by the Terminator. (00:37:20)

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Jack Knife - S7-E15

Fornell: This is a big deal for you. Letting me drive your car
Gibbs: Well you already slept with my wife. (00:23:40)

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PT Barnum: I'm putting together a show and I need a star!
Tom Thumb: You want people to laugh at me.
PT Barnum: They're laughing anyway kid, might as well get paid. (00:21:10)

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Tom Thumb: What you looking at, flop doodle? (00:16:15)

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Riots, Drills and the Devil: Part 1 - S1-E6

T-Bag: Can't you transfer us some place cooler? Like Africa? (00:16:20)

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Carly: You OK Will?
Will: Fine. Slightly chafed arse crack but otherwise fine, thanks. (00:07:35)

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Owen: You're the new guy right?
Staff Member: Yeah.
Owen: Did you ever wonder why there was a job opening? Don't turn your back to the cage.

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Claire: And what kind of a man shows up to a date in board shorts?
Owen: It's Central America. It's hot.

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Gray: Can we stay with you?
Claire: Boys after this I am never letting you out my sight again!
Gray: No, him. We mean him.

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Owen: Watch your six, Raptors got a new alpha.

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Bee: I think you'll find the elements round here pretty fabulous.
Mopsy: I think you'll find the elephants round here are really flatulent.

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Claire: This is Lockwood's estate.
Owen: He must have a big ass garage. (01:08:00)

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Will McKenzie: Chasing a girl around Australia isn't romantic, it's extreme stalking.

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