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Janice: You know what I like most about sweet Sue? She looks just like you.

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Gunner: What the hell are those?
Lists: Model 7 Russian State Armory RPGs. Armor piercing, self arming, accurate to 1000 yards.
Gunner: That's what I thought.

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Lists: Somebody's mad right now.
Coach: Nobody fucks with my car.

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Hennessy: Don't be stupid. Frankenstein can't die. After all he's just a mask.

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Natural Born Killer - S1-E8

[Hotch has just been strangled.]
Gideon: Take your tie off for once in your life.

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Extreme Aggressor - S1-E1

Agent Hotchner: This is Special Agent Dr. Reid.
Man: You look too young to have gone to medical school.
Agent Reid: They are PhD's. Three of them.
Man: What, are you a genius or something?
Agent Reid: I don't believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, can read 20,000 words per minute...yes, I'm a genius.

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The Bod in the Pod - S8-E7

Booth: So you murdered Charles Milner with your claw hammer. But you made one big mistake.
Carville: Yeah? What was that?
Booth: You pissed off my partner here.

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The Bod in the Pod - S8-E7

Brennan: Now?
Booth: Now
Brennan: Gotcha.

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Plan D: Private Plane - S4-E4

Blackadder: You're scared, Baldrick. And so am I. I couldn't be more petrified if a wild rhino had just come home from a hard day at the swamp and found me in his pyjamas, smoking his cigars and in bed with his wife.

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Plan B: Corporal Punishment - S4-E2

Lieutenant George: As far as I can tell you're as guilty as a puppy sitting next to a large pile of poo.

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Dead Man Talking - S1-E19

DiNozzo: Ooh, a hottie
Abby: Isn't she a little old for you?
Dinozzo: She's about my age
Abby: That's my point.

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UnSEALeD - S1-E18

Abby: Is there anything you can't find?
McGee: Only a way to shut up DiNozzo.

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Sub Rosa - S1-E7

Gibbs: Cobb, I don't have to tell you what the most important thing to do now is, do I?
Cobb: Get the ice cream back in the freezer?
Gibbs: Exactly.

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Ryan: What's going on?
Jigsaw: You're about to play a game. Your final test.
Ryan: I've already passed my test! Look at my fucking leg
Jigsaw: That wasn't your test, Ryan. And that wouldn't have been necessary if you had simply played by the rules.

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Logan: I speak for the dead. (01:17:50)

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Dominic Torretto: The thing about street fights? The street always wins.

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Magdalene Shaw: I'll give you until I've finished me cuppa...and I'm fucking thirsty.

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The Pointy End - S1-E8

Tyrion Lannister: If the day ever comes when you're tempted to sell me out, remember this: Whatever their price, I'll beat it. I like living.

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The Wolf and the Lion - S1-E5

Arya Stark: They said you found the bastard and the wolves are fighting the lions and the savage... Something about the savage.
Ned Stark: Where did you hear this?
Arya Stark: In the dungeons, near the dragon skulls.
Ned Stark: What were you doing in the dungeons?
Arya Stark: Chasing a cat.

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Tyrion Lannister: Speaking for the grotesques, I'd have to disagree. Death is so final, whereas life... Life is full of possibilities.

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