Peeper: Hi Diddley Dee, are those things for me?
Lucifer: Everything's fine? Who are you bullshitting? The last time you said everything's fine, the Renaissance happened.
Peter: Did you check out the dragon mouth?
John: The Dark Prince is here.
Valerie: Now why don't you give that nice man his flask back?
Street Vendor: And what you gonna do if I don't? Bite me with yo' ssssnaaggletooth?
Mr. Beefy: You love acting, I love pissing.
Nicky: That's not me! That's that cockroach Tony Montana.
Mr. Beefy: He superimposed your head into Scarface.
Todd: Which is probably DePalma's third best film.
Christa: God's so smart.
Jenna: Yeah, like Jeopardy smart.
Nicky: I'm from the South. The Deep South.
Valerie: Do it for the butterflies.
John: Hail, Nicky.
Peter: We are forever your slaves.
WNYH Reporter: What made you want to come and see the Globetrotters today, son?
Boy: I came for the beer and the bitches.
Answer: They all grew up in Hell, so Earth is freezing cold to them.
Grumpy Scot