Little Nicky (2000)

Peeper: Hi Diddley Dee, are those things for me?

Lucifer: Everything's fine? Who are you bullshitting? The last time you said everything's fine, the Renaissance happened.

Peter: Did you check out the dragon mouth?
John: The Dark Prince is here.

Valerie: Now why don't you give that nice man his flask back?
Street Vendor: And what you gonna do if I don't? Bite me with yo' ssssnaaggletooth?

Mr. Beefy: You love acting, I love pissing.

Nicky: That's not me! That's that cockroach Tony Montana.
Mr. Beefy: He superimposed your head into Scarface.
Todd: Which is probably DePalma's third best film.

Christa: God's so smart.
Jenna: Yeah, like Jeopardy smart.

Nicky: I'm from the South. The Deep South.

Valerie: Do it for the butterflies.

John: Hail, Nicky.
Peter: We are forever your slaves.

Valerie: Nicky.
Nicky: Valerie.
Valerie: What are you doing?
Nicky: I think I'm floating.
Valerie: Why would you be floating?
Nicky: Maybe it's because of this cake I ate earlier.

WNYH Reporter: What made you want to come and see the Globetrotters today, son?
Boy: I came for the beer and the bitches.