Little Nicky (2000)

Adrian: At the stroke of midnight, my father will be completely deteriorated, and all your souls will be mine. Soon you will see things more horrible than you can even imagine. [Looks into the crowd and sees Nipples erotically dancing.] Well maybe not that horrible, but still pretty bad.

Phaneron ★

Mr. Beefy: Look, it's okay for me to shit in the street, but you gotta use a toilet.
Nicky: Okay.

Nicky: Can I wash my winky in your kitchen sinky?

Regis Philbin: So, I was driving to work today. Some bozo in a Cadillac cuts me off. So, I followed him. When he got out of his car, I run up behind this guy and I start bashing his brains in with this bat! Did you ever see The Untouchables? I was DeNiro.

Deacon: Why do you taunt me with your darkness? Your evil is stinkin' up our streets! The end is near! We are all gonna die.

Nicky: How can I win? Adrian is stronger and smarter than me.
Holly: Stronger? Yes. Smarter? Definitely. But, you have something that he doesn't have.
Nicky: A speech impediment?

Sylvia Lopez: The Mayor's office today, in conjunction with the New York Board of Tourism, unveiled its new motto to replace the long-standing "I Love New York" slogan. "I Love Hookers" will now be the city's catchphrase.

Bishop73

Nicky: You want a pillow fight, do ya? Then let's let the feathers fly.

Nicky: Yo, fossil-head! I got a bone to pick with you.

Gatekeeper: Are there boobs on my head?
Nicky: Yeah, big ones.

Adrian: I hear a train a-comin'.

Nicky: Adrian, you froze the fire gate, and dad is dying. So, get your booty back home or else.
Adrian: You can't talk tough, Nicky. Even the voice inside your head has a speech impediment.

Jenna: That guy is still the biggest horndog.

Whitey the Referee: Guess what, cornrows? Technical foul! You're out of here.

Adrian: Grandpa Lucifer always said it was better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven. Well, I'm tired of serving in Hell.

Sylvia Lopez: In another startling announcement from City Hall, Mayor Randolph has effective immediately lowered the legal drinking age from twenty-one to ten.

Whitey the Referee: Get that crap outta here.

Chubbs: You mambo?
Nicky: No, I don't think so.
Chubbs: It's all in the hips, it's all in the hips, it's all in the hips.

Jimmy the Demon: You were gone ten seconds, what happened?
Nicky: I got hit by this big light that was attached to a lot of metal.
Satan: That's a train, son, don't stand in front of them.
Nicky: Well, I'll have to take a mulligan on this one.

Nicky: Get in the flask.
Popeye's Cashier: What're you talkin' about, man?
Nicky: I'm talkin' about an 8-piece, let's go.