Regis Philbin: So, I was driving to work today. Some bozo in a Cadillac cuts me off. So, I followed him. When he got out of his car, I run up behind this guy and I start bashing his brains in with this bat! Did you ever see The Untouchables? I was DeNiro.
Valerie: Do it for the butterflies.
Sylvia Lopez: In another startling announcement from City Hall, Mayor Randolph has effective immediately lowered the legal drinking age from twenty-one to ten.
Nicky: I'm from the South. The Deep South.
Nicky: Yo, fossil-head! I got a bone to pick with you.
Nicky: Can I wash my winky in your kitchen sinky?
Christa: God's so smart.
Jenna: Yeah, like Jeopardy smart.
Nicky: You want a pillow fight, do ya? Then let's let the feathers fly.
Mr. Beefy: Look, it's okay for me to shit in the street, but you gotta use a toilet.
Nicky: That's not me! That's that cockroach Tony Montana.
Mr. Beefy: He superimposed your head into Scarface.
Todd: Which is probably DePalma's third best film.
Gatekeeper: Are there boobs on my head?
Nicky: Yeah, big ones.
Whitey the Referee: Get that crap outta here.
Mr. Beefy: You love acting, I love pissing.
Adrian: I hear a train a-comin'.
Valerie: Now why don't you give that nice man his flask back?
Street Vendor: And what you gonna do if I don't? Bite me with yo' ssssnaaggletooth?
Peter: Did you check out the dragon mouth?
John: The Dark Prince is here.