Guy Fleegman: I'm not even supposed to be here! I'm just "Crewman Number Six"! I'm expendable! I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is! I've gotta get outta here!
Gwen DeMarco: Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy.
Fred Kwan: It's the simple things in life you treasure.
Gwen DeMarco: Jason, we are actors, not astronauts.
Jason Nesmith: Never give up. Never surrender.
[Gwen and Jason have just run through rows of deadly chompers.]
Gwen DeMarco: Whoever wrote this episode should DIE!
Sir Alexander Dane: I see you've managed to get your shirt off.
Sir Alexander Dane: By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged.
Alexander Dane: Dear God... How did I come to this?
Tommy Webber: Not again...
Alexander Dane: I played Richard III...
Fred Kwan: Five curtain calls...
Alexander Dane: There were five curtain calls! I was an actor once, damn it. Now look at me ... LOOK AT ME! I cannot go out there, and I won't say that stupid line one more time. I can't ... And I won't.
Gwen DeMarco: Well, Alex, at least you had a part, okay? You had a character people loved! I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my boobs and how they fit into my suit. No one even bothered to ask me what I DO on the show.
Fred Kwan: You had the... Wait, wait, I'll think of it...
Gwen DeMarco: I repeated the computer, Fred.