Galaxy Quest

Guy Fleegman: I'm not even supposed to be here! I'm just "Crewman Number Six"! I'm expendable! I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is! I've gotta get outta here!

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Gwen DeMarco: Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy.

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Fred Kwan: It's the simple things in life you treasure.

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[Guy is panicking - as he's the only generic crew member onboard, he think's he's certain to die.]
Lt. Madison: Guy, you have a last name!
Guy Fleegman: DO I?! DO I?! For all you know, I'm just CREWMAN NUMBER 6!

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Tommy Webber: Go for the mouth, the throat, his vulnerable spots!
Jason Nesmith: It's a rock! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!
Guy Fleegman: I know! You construct a weapon. Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?

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[As the others are about to exit the ship onto a random planet.]
Guy Fleegman: Don't open that! Is there AIR?! You don't know!
Fred Kwan: [Sniffs air.] Seems OK.

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Sir Alexander Dane: Could they be the miners?
Fred Kwan: Sure, they're like three years old.
Sir Alexander Dane: MINERS, not MINORS.
Fred Kwan: You lost me.

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[Gwen and Jason have just run through rows of deadly chompers.]
Gwen DeMarco: Whoever wrote this episode should DIE!

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Sir Alexander Dane: I see you've managed to get your shirt off.

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Sir Alexander Dane: By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged.

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Gwen DeMarco: Jason, we are actors, not astronauts.

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Jason Nesmith: You WILL go out there.
Sir Alexander Dane: I won't and nothing you say will make me.
Jason Nesmith: The show must go on.
Sir Alexander Dane: ...Damn you.

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Alexander Dane: Dear God... How did I come to this?
Tommy Webber: Not again...
Alexander Dane: I played Richard III...
Fred Kwan: Five curtain calls...
Alexander Dane: There were five curtain calls! I was an actor once, damn it. Now look at me ... LOOK AT ME! I cannot go out there, and I won't say that stupid line one more time. I can't ... And I won't.
Gwen DeMarco: Well, Alex, at least you had a part, okay? You had a character people loved! I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my boobs and how they fit into my suit. No one even bothered to ask me what I DO on the show.
Fred Kwan: You had the... Wait, wait, I'll think of it...
Gwen DeMarco: I repeated the computer, Fred.

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Jason Nesmith: Never give up. Never surrender.

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When Commander Taggert (Tim Allen) and Lt. Madison (Sigourney Weaver) first see the hallway with the chompers, she says, "Oh, screw that!" but if you watch her lips she clearly uses the 'f' word instead of 'screw'.

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The scene near the end of the film where the bad guy kills all of the Galaxy Quest crew is very similar to a scene in the '70s British sci-fi TV show Blake's 7. In that scene, the crew are shot one by one in the same fashion as in this scene.

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