Theodore Banner: You're my creative team, create a reason to get rid of her or I'll create a new creative team.
Vickie Hiller: At one point, I had even convinced myself that life was all one big zany sex comedy and you had switched keys with the lead to use his swinging pad to snare me.
Peter MacMannus: I did! I did switch keys with the lead.
Catcher Block: It doesn't take a Nazi rocket scientist to figure that out.
Vickie Hiller: The men who resent my success won't give me the time of day, and the men who respect my success won't give me the time of night.
Peter MacMannus: If you give me the chance, I'd respect you and resent you day and night, and night and day.
Peter MacMannus: 4,000,000 women in the naked city, and the one you let get away, the one you had to get on the bad side of, is the one all the other 4,000,000 are listening to.
Vickie Hiller: This is the first time I've lost a future with a man before we've had time to have a past.