Brian: You will never know the exquisite pain of the guy, who goes home alone.
David: My father wrote about this in his book. Chapter 1... Page 1... Paragraph 1: What is the answer to 99 out of 100 questions?.. Money.
David: He never watched television, and yet his biggest magazine is still the TV Digest.
David: I want to live a real life... I don't want to dream any longer.
David: I like your life.
Sofía: Well, it's mine and you can't have it.
Thomas Tipp: ...maybe you should let people see you, yeah? I mean, the last time we were together, you were, you were, you were in a coma, and you were very fucking rude to me. You didn't say a word.
David: How do you think watertight contracts are broken?
Edmund: There are no guarantees, but remember: Even in the future, the sweet is never as sweet without the sour.
Julie: Why did you tell Brian I was your "Fuckbuddy"?
David: I never said that.
Sofía: Do you love me? I mean really love me. Because if you don't... I'll just have to kill you.
Edmund: It's been a brilliant journey of self-awakening. And now you've simply got to ask yourself this: What is happiness to you, David?
David: Even in my dreams I feel like an idiot who's about to wake up.
David: These? These are more than headaches. These are steel plates slicing through my every thought.
Sofía: I have to get some sleep. Truthfully, I also work as a dental assistant.
David: Boy, am I going to the wrong dentist.
David: I wanna wake up! Tech support! It's a nightmare! Tech support! Tech support.
David: Is it me?
Dr. Curtis McCabe: You do understand that our time is limited, don't you?
David: If I talk... you'll just think I'm crazy.
Dr. Curtis McCabe: With all the possible respect I can offer a man wearing a latex mask and spouting conspiracy theories, David, believe me, you've crossed that bridge.
Sofía: I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats.
