Julie: Don't you know that when you sleep with someone, your body makes a promise whether you do or not.
Dr. Curtis McCabe: And you didn't immediately wanna sleep with her?
David: Well, you know, I'm a pleasure delayer.
Sofía: I think she's the saddest girl to ever hold a martini.
David: Say everything now, now, now, now.
David: Doc, once you've been driven off a bridge at 80 miles an hour, somehow you don't invite happiness in without a full body search.
Sofía: Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.
Julie: I can tell by the way you're walking that you didn't sleep with her.
Various: Open your eyes.
David: The little things... there's nothing bigger, is there?
Thomas Tipp: But I say this with complete love. Claim your life. Learn to be an asshole. Don't.
David: Two's enough.
Thomas Tipp: Forgive me. But I still believe in this family, David, even if it's only you.
David: You're a shrink! You gotta be better than that.
Dr. Curtis McCabe: Let's not stereotype each other. Not all rich kids are soulless, and not all psychologists care about disease.
Sofía: What about you? What's your nickname?
David: Citizen Dildo.
Sofía: Hmm. You are not staying over.
David: I wanna wake UP.
Julie: If I wasn't me, I'd buy my album.
David: You know, if you can reach one person.
David: And to what do I owe this pleasure?
Sofía: The pleasure of Sofia Serrano.
David: We almost died.
Brian: I know. My own death was right there in front of me and you know what happened? Your life flashed before my eyes.
David: How was it?
Brian: Almost worth dying for.
David: You weren't invited.
Edmund: Consequences, David. It's the little things.
David: The little things... there's nothing bigger, is there?
Brian: You can do whatever you want with your life, but one day you'll know what love truly is. It's the sour and the sweet. And I know sour, which allows me to appreciate the sweet.
Edmund: Forgive me, I'm blowing your mind.
