Peter Parker: I'm sick of Mr. Stark treating me like a kid.
Ned Leeds: But you are a kid.
Peter Parker: Yeah. A kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands.
Loki: I have been falling for 30 minutes!
Bailey: So, in all my lives as a dog, here's what I've learned. Have fun, obviously. Whenever possible, find someone to save, and save them. Lick the ones you love. Don't get all sad-faced about what happened and scrunchy-faced about what could. Just be here now.
Yoda: We are what they grow beyond.
Peter Quill: You're like Mary Poppins.
Yondu: Is he cool?
Peter Quill: [Pause.] Hell yeah, he's cool.
Yondu: I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!
Henry: I saw her ankles.
Captain Jack Sparrow: You would've seen a lot more if you kept your cakehole shut.
Gru's Mom: Shortly after you and your brother were born, your father and I divorced, and we each took one son. Obviously, I got second pick.
Natalie Certain: Storm's chances of winning are 95.2%.
Carla: Since when did every woman in America need completely hairless vaginas on Christmas?
Barry Allen: I eat a lot of snacks. I'm like a black hole of snacks...I'm a snackhole.
Lucas Weller: Mom, why would they scare us like that?
Rachel Weller: Because it's easier to build fear than build a wall. (01:20:05)
Diana Prince: You're a man...
Steve Trevor: Yeah... I mean... do I not look like one?
Clerk: I am terribly allergic.
Miguel: But Dante doesn't have any hair.
Clerk: And I don't have a nose, and yet, here we are.
Daytrader: You always resort to violence!
Hound: I love violence.
Knuckles McGinty: I don't do nothing for no one for nothing.
Edward Hyde: You are a younger man. But, you best learn to be wary of a man like me.
Jolly the Pimp: Rules are rules and this is a place where we make love, not war.
Moose Finbar: You do not want to know what's under those rhinos! I saw things I can never unsee, things that touched me.
Robin: My name's Richard Grayson, but all the kids at the orphanage call me Dick.
Batman: Well, children can be cruel.