Sarge 'Nicotine' Crocket: Where's Cisco?
Tomboy: He's... in heaven... telling the Virgin Mary he can change her life.
Emily Jenkins: You know, none of this should have happened. If I could make it go away, I would.
Lillith Sullivan: You did.
Arkin: Stupid fucking cat.
Title Card: During the 1980s over 70% of American adults believed in the existence of abusive Satanic Cults... Another 30% rationalized the lack of evidence due to government cover ups... The following is based on true unexplained events.
Sophie: Alex thinks I'm a slut. Do you think I'm a slut?
Brent: Yes. But that is what I love about you.
Sophie: I thought you loved my tits.
Brent: I do. You have perfect tits. I could hold them forever.
Simon McNeal: There is something going on in this house, all right? The first time upstairs, yeah, I faked it. But the second time, that was real. That was something way beyond a few pieces of charcoal. Something way beyond what a guy in a lab coat will ever tell you.
Mary Florescu: I thought you were smarter than this, Simon. I thought, for a moment, you were for real.
Surgeon: Who the fuck are you and what do you want?
Tao: I'm the mother fucker that's going to do you, what you've been doing to everybody else.
Jason: She stuck a lipstick in her boob and it fell out of her pussy... Okay?
Jake: She's here.
Abbey Tyler: The stuff that really shakes us.We seldom never see coming.
Gavner Purl: There are no real generals left, hombre. You and I, we're the last of the Mo-Freakins.
Laurie Strode: I'm not me.
Mya Rockwell: Who are you, then?
Laurie Strode: I'm Michael Myers' sister.
He: Nothing hurts more than to see the one that you love subjected to mistakes and wrongs.
Onigen: You think the more demons you kill the more human you become, don't you? How naïve.
The Sea Captain: God has damned me. God has damned us all. Truly, life is hell, and death's rough hand her only deliverance.
Wendy: But what about you?
Matt Campbell: I'm already dead.
Fletch: Hahahahahahahaha! It's got a big metal cock for a handle.