Best horror movie quotes of 2009

Sophie: Alex thinks I'm a slut. Do you think I'm a slut?
Brent: Yes. But that is what I love about you.
Sophie: I thought you loved my tits.
Brent: I do. You have perfect tits. I could hold them forever.

The Wanderer: Believe me when I say this, these were some evil sons of bitches.

Wendy: But what about you?
Matt Campbell: I'm already dead.

Francis: I hate cell phones! Everyhwere you turn - nothing but texting and reading and texting.

Simon McNeal: There is something going on in this house, all right? The first time upstairs, yeah, I faked it. But the second time, that was real. That was something way beyond a few pieces of charcoal. Something way beyond what a guy in a lab coat will ever tell you.
Mary Florescu: I thought you were smarter than this, Simon. I thought, for a moment, you were for real.

Onigen: You think the more demons you kill the more human you become, don't you? How naïve.

The Sea Captain: God has damned me. God has damned us all. Truly, life is hell, and death's rough hand her only deliverance.

Mr. Shan: College! Job! Family! And one day, if you're really lucky, you'll be standing here yelling at a teenager of your own.

Banksy: It could be worse.
Neil: How many fingers am I holding up?
Banksy: Uh.
Neil: How could this get any worse?

Elvis: Fuck it, I do love a good barbecue.

Emily Jenkins: You know, none of this should have happened. If I could make it go away, I would.
Lillith Sullivan: You did.

Dr. Heiter: I'm Dr. Josef Heiter, retired, but still very well known as the leading surgeon in separating Siamese twins. Six months ago, I designed a never seen operation, not separating any more but creating. I transformed my three Rottweilers into a beautiful three hound construction. Good news, your tissues match. So, I'll explain this spectacular operation only once.

Abbey Tyler: The stuff that really shakes us.We seldom never see coming.

Mason: We're not gonna go that easy.
Stan Helsing: Oh, actually, you both have the same weakness.

Driver: Are you all right?
Jess: Who are you?
Driver: I'm just a driver... No point trying to save the boy, there's nothing anyone can do to bring him back. So... Can I give you a ride?
Jess: Yes. Take me to the harbor.

Brenda:.

Sarge 'Nicotine' Crocket: Where's Cisco?
Tomboy: He's... in heaven... telling the Virgin Mary he can change her life.

Pamela Voorhees: Did you know a young boy drowned here? He was my son. And today, is his birthday.

Payton: Maybe this is a bad time to tell you, but the door is open.
Bower: Are you fucking kidding me?
Payton: Ya I'm kidding you.

Arkin: Stupid fucking cat.