Doghouse (2009)

Banksy: It could be worse.
Neil: How many fingers am I holding up?
Banksy: Uh.
Neil: How could this get any worse?

Mikey: Now you decide to shoot something, you fucking monkey's arse ring.
Sergeant Gavin Wright: I had one bullet left. I was saving it for when I really needed it.
Mikey: You're still a twat.

Neil: Alright, calm down... You sound like a dolphin.

Neil: When we get to the country, we are gonna piss up all the trees to mark our teritory, then we are gonna find a pub and get so drunk we can't remember how to speak, and we'll communicate in grunts like neanderthals, before passing out in the woods.