Sarge 'Nicotine' Crocket: Where's Cisco?
Tomboy: He's... in heaven... telling the Virgin Mary he can change her life.
Boy: She is really a babe, huh?
Sarge 'Nicotine' Crocket: You're too young. I'm too old. She's got issues, kid.
Boy: We'll see.
Patrick O'Flynn: Will one of you get me some more bullets for this gun?
Seamus Muldoon: We got to get these things to learn to eat something other than us.
