He: Nothing hurts more than to see the one that you love subjected to mistakes and wrongs.
Surgeon: Who the fuck are you and what do you want?
Tao: I'm the mother fucker that's going to do you, what you've been doing to everybody else.
Title Card: During the 1980s over 70% of American adults believed in the existence of abusive Satanic Cults... Another 30% rationalized the lack of evidence due to government cover ups... The following is based on true unexplained events.
Jason: She stuck a lipstick in her boob and it fell out of her pussy... Okay?