Best family movie quotes of 2000

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How the Grinch Stole Christmas picture Video

The Grinch: The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - and on such short notice. Even if I wanted to go my schedule simply wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no-one. 5:30, jazzercize. 6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing; I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?

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The Emperor's New Groove picture

Yzma: This isn't poison. This is extract of... Llama!
Kronk: You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike. You might think about relabeling some of them.

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Chicken Run picture

Babs: I don't want to be a pie! I don't like gravy.

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The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea picture

Sebastian: That's it. I'm booking meself on a cruise.

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Help I'm A Fish picture

Joe: Once, there was only silence, and not a speck of hope in sight. And every tiny bubble burst on its journey towards the light. But the spark of creation will flicker again, it's a brand new era... about to begin.

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Dinosaur picture

Baylene: Oh, joy. Blisters.
Eema: I got blisters on my blisters.
Yar: You don't wanna know where I got blisters.

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Snow Day picture

Lane Leonard: Love isn't about fate and magic bracelets and destiny. It's about finding someone you can stand to be around for 10 minutes at a time.

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Our Lips Are Sealed picture

Pete: So, uh, what brings you to Australia?
Maddie: Well, I uh, my parents inherited the inn.
Pete: Really? From who?
Maddie: Oh, some dead guy.
Pete: Some dead guy?

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The Little Vampire picture

Tony: Bed for the undead?

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Pokemon 3: The Movie picture

Meowth: It looks like alphabet soup but without the soup.

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The Road to El Dorado picture

Tulio: Your horse bit me in the butt.

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The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle picture

Narrator: Meanwhile all was well with our heroes. Rocky was his old self again.
Bullwinkle: Ah i'll never forget our trip to New York to visit President Washington.
Narrator: And so was Bullwinkle. Yes glad to be home in their revitalized little town Rocky the Flying Squirrel took a well deserved joy ride through the sunny skies of Frostbite Falls.
Bullwinkle: Bye.
Rocky: Bye Bye.

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The Kid picture

Rusty Duritz: Isn't it cool we both have to go to the bathroom at the same time?
Russ Duritz: Yes. I'll cherish this moment for a lifetime.

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An Extremely Goofy Movie picture

Beret Girl: Max, Max, Max. Admit defeat, and defeat will surely admit you into permanent custody, my man.

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Rugrats in Paris: The Movie picture

Drew Pickles: I can't believe that Angelica saw that movie last night.
Charlotte Pickles: I can't mother and merger at the same time.

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