
The Grinch: The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - and on such short notice. Even if I wanted to go my schedule simply wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no-one. 5:30, jazzercize. 6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing; I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?

Babs: I don't want to be a pie! I don't like gravy.

Sebastian: That's it. I'm booking meself on a cruise.

Joe: Once, there was only silence, and not a speck of hope in sight. And every tiny bubble burst on its journey towards the light. But the spark of creation will flicker again, it's a brand new era... about to begin.

Cruella de Vil: Just a teensy, weensy heckle? You know - murderer.

Baylene: Oh, joy. Blisters.
Eema: I got blisters on my blisters.
Yar: You don't wanna know where I got blisters.

Lane Leonard: Love isn't about fate and magic bracelets and destiny. It's about finding someone you can stand to be around for 10 minutes at a time.

Tulio: Your horse bit me in the butt.

Narrator: Meanwhile all was well with our heroes. Rocky was his old self again.
Bullwinkle: Ah i'll never forget our trip to New York to visit President Washington.
Narrator: And so was Bullwinkle. Yes glad to be home in their revitalized little town Rocky the Flying Squirrel took a well deserved joy ride through the sunny skies of Frostbite Falls.
Bullwinkle: Bye.
Rocky: Bye Bye.

Rusty Duritz: Isn't it cool we both have to go to the bathroom at the same time?
Russ Duritz: Yes. I'll cherish this moment for a lifetime.

Jim Grover: It's quints.

Fred Flintstone: Your eyes are like two big blue eyes.

Jack Morris: You know I.C.? Colored fellow at the service station?
Ellen Morris: Sure.
Jack Morris: His son came back from Europe today.
Ellen Morris: Wonderful.
Jack Morris: In a box.