Pete: So, uh, what brings you to Australia?
Maddie: Well, I uh, my parents inherited the inn.
Pete: Really? From who?
Maddie: Oh, some dead guy.
Pete: Some dead guy?
Ashley Parker: Uh, Your frisbee's broken.
Pete: Jake, What happened?
Jake: My widgie. Owww, I bent my widgie.
Avery: What are we going to do now Pete? Our boy can't surf in this condition.