Directed by: Uli Edel
Starring: Richard E. Grant, Alice Krige, Jim Carter, Jonathan Lipnicki, Rollo Weeks
Tony: Bed for the undead?
Anna Sackville-Bagg: The age of chivalry is not yet dead.
Frederick Sackville-Bagg: I don't wear the costume of a Shakespearian aristocrat - I am an aristocrat.
Rudolph Sackville-Bagg: No need to bite my head off.
Tony Thompson: Biting is your job, mine is to find the amulet.
Rookery: There's a whole 'nother world out there if you just know where to look for it.
Continuity mistake: When Tony is in the lesson talking about vampires, the blackboard behind the teacher is free of any writing. Then, between shots, '300' is written on the blackboard, even though the teacher didn't write it.
Trivia: The vampire's last name was Sackville-Bagg - Bilbo Baggins' relations in The Lord of the Rings were the Sackville-Bagginses.