Christmas Jones: Doctor Jones. Christmas Jones. And, no jokes. I've heard them all.
James Bond: I don't know any doctor jokes.
Dino Velvet: If there was no honor among perverts and pornographers, the whole fucking business would fall apart.
Val Resnick: The problem with kicking a Chow's ass is an hour later you wanna do it again.
Maggie Witzky: Why are you doing this?
Tom Witzky: Water softens up the dirt.
Cole Sear: I see dead people.
Nick Chen: Beef intestine noodle?
Danny Wallace: Uh, no.
Nick Chen: You wanna be Chinese, you gotta eat the gross stuff.
Mitsuo Katagiri: Godzillaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Andy McNab: Every soldier hopes for a major war in his lifetime. This one was mine.
Albert Collins: Silence is the most beautiful noise in the world.
Tulley: That guy Logan owes me $50,000... If I don't get it soon, I'M talkin'.
Jimmy Sands: Clip their wings? Man, could you just shoot their damn heads off? And don't miss.
Tom Wall: Frank, what are you doing back there?
Frank Pierce: I'm sick, Tom. I need a cure. Vitamin B cocktail, followed by an amp of glucose and a drop of adrenaline. Not as good as beer, but it's all I got.
Alan Mann: I can't fart loud enough to express my opinion.
Donna: Where are we?
Joe: It's a little inlet, on the back side of Coashov Island.
Donna: Is that like up Shit Creek without a paddle?
Joe: Yeah, pretty much.
Bobby Chicago: You'd be amazed what you'll agree to when you're on fire.
Ghost Dog: Even if one's head were to be suddenly cut off, he should be able to do one more action with certainty. With martial valor, if one becomes like a revengeful ghost and shows great determination, though his head is cut off, he should not die.
Gayle: Do you know what's so nice about doctors?
Dr. Bill Harford: Usually a lot less than people imagine.
Gayle: They always seem so knowledgeable.
Dr. Bill Harford: Oh, they are very knowledgeable about all sorts of things.
Gayle: But I bet they work too hard. Just think of all they miss.
Dr. Bill Harford: You're probably right.
Rachel Lang: Please. Don't leave me. I don't have anyone. Please, God... let me die.