Melissa Marr: Now, that's enter-fucking-tainment.
Stephen Price: Let's go down and greet your guests. Show them the real you. Corny as Kansas on the Fourth of July.
Evelyn: You know if you really love me, you'll find a way to drop dead in the next three seconds.
Stephen Price: Finding ways for me to die is really your deal, isn't it Eveline? Let's not forget the OJ knife with the not-quite-retractable blade. Your Jim Jones Kool-Aid was exactly that.
Evelyn: Accidents, all accidents until proven otherwise.