Jerry Dandrige: Welcome to Fright Night...for real.
Jane Coslaw: Aww, look out world, Marty the Great didn't get something he wanted.
Ron Grady: So, what about you and that rich babe you've been cruising to school with every day.
Jesse Walsh: What about her?
Ron Grady: Are you mounting her nightly or what?
Herbert West: I know your work, Dr. Hill. Quite well. Your theory on the location of the will in the brain is... interesting. Though derivative of Dr. Gruber's research in the early 70s. So derivative in fact in Europe it's considered plagiarized.
Mark Kendall: Oh, Robin, please?
Robin Pierce: Mark, we've been through this sex thing a million times.
Mark Kendall: Half way through it a million times. It's what people do when they're in love! It's natural. It's right.
Robin Pierce: Well it's not natural or right for me to do it in a car.
Mark Kendall: What about an ice cream truck?
Beth Sladen: I saw a movie once, where a group of people were trapped in an ice station by a carrot from another planet.
D's Left Hand, Narration: Be honest with yourself. Do you think that your high and mighty code of honour kept you from responding to a young girls desire. Ha! And you have the nerve to call yourself a dampiel and claimed that your father is non-other than.
D: That enough.
D's Left Hand, Narration: So, hit a nerve, did I?
Space Girl: I am the feminine in your mind, Carlsen.
Captain Rhodes: Go on run, run you fucking lunatics.