The Stuff

The Stuff (1985)

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David 'Mo' Rutherford: Well, everybody has to eat shaving cream once in a while.

'Chocolate Chip' Charlie W. Hobbs: Don't you know who I am? I am Chocolate-Chip Charlie! My hands are registered with the Medford, Georgia, police as lethal weapons, and I eat them guns for breakfast.

Col. Malcolm Grommett Spears: I will permit this colored man to speak. But speak one word of the Commie party, or one word in code, and I will blow his head off.

David 'Mo' Rutherford: The name's Mo Rutherford. They call me that 'cause when people give me money, I always want mo'.

David 'Mo' Rutherford: No one is as dumb as I appear to be.

Col. Malcolm Grommett Spears: We're Americans - we've never lost a war.
Jason: What about 'Nam, sir?
Col. Malcolm Grommett Spears: 'Nam? We lost that war at home, sonny.

David 'Mo' Rutherford: OK, lethal hands, kill the door.
'Chocolate Chip' Charlie W. Hobbs: Watch out for splinters.

Col. Malcolm Grommett Spears: The yellow sons of bitches, they took their own lives! Commie bastards, you cheated me.

David 'Mo' Rutherford: Are you eating it or is it eating you?

David 'Mo' Rutherford: You're Chocolate Chip Charlie.
'Chocolate Chip' Charlie W. Hobbs: Well, I sure as hell ain't the Kentucky Colonel.

David 'Mo' Rutherford: There nobody here but you?
Gas Attendant: Well, don't you wanna wash your hands or somethin'? I put in a new towel.

Other mistake: When the fake TV ads for the Stuff are shown, the container states "1 Pint (.474ml)". 0.474ml is about an eyedropper drip of liquid. The decimal point shouldn't have been there.

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