David 'Mo' Rutherford: The name's Mo Rutherford. They call me that 'cause when people give me money, I always want mo'.
David 'Mo' Rutherford: No one is as dumb as I appear to be.
Col. Malcolm Grommett Spears: We're Americans - we've never lost a war.
Jason: What about 'Nam, sir?
Col. Malcolm Grommett Spears: 'Nam? We lost that war at home, sonny.
David 'Mo' Rutherford: OK, lethal hands, kill the door.
'Chocolate Chip' Charlie W. Hobbs: Watch out for splinters.
Col. Malcolm Grommett Spears: The yellow sons of bitches, they took their own lives! Commie bastards, you cheated me.
David 'Mo' Rutherford: Are you eating it or is it eating you?
David 'Mo' Rutherford: You're Chocolate Chip Charlie.
'Chocolate Chip' Charlie W. Hobbs: Well, I sure as hell ain't the Kentucky Colonel.
David 'Mo' Rutherford: There nobody here but you?
Gas Attendant: Well, don't you wanna wash your hands or somethin'? I put in a new towel.
David 'Mo' Rutherford: Well, everybody has to eat shaving cream once in a while.
'Chocolate Chip' Charlie W. Hobbs: Don't you know who I am? I am Chocolate-Chip Charlie! My hands are registered with the Medford, Georgia, police as lethal weapons, and I eat them guns for breakfast.
Col. Malcolm Grommett Spears: I will permit this colored man to speak. But speak one word of the Commie party, or one word in code, and I will blow his head off.
