Jack: Wendy, darling, light of my life, I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in. Gonna bash 'em right the f*ck in!
Danny: I haven't even told my father I'm not going to get that scholarship. I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life. Ty Webb: What's wrong with lumber. I own two lumberyards. Danny: I notice you don't spend too much time there. Ty Webb: I'm not quite sure where they are.
[Justice tries to shoot the Bandit with Junior's gun only to find it's not loaded.] Justice: Junior! Why didn't you have your gun loaded? Junior: Well, when I put bullets in it, daddy, it gets too heavy.