Alan Yates: We really screwed ourselves this time, trying to, trying to stay there for the last shot. I don't even know where we are now, but I know, they... I know they, uh, followed us, and, and we lost everything trying to escape. We're screwed! We're trapped.
Harry "Santa": But now I want you to remember to stay good boys and girls. Respect your mothers and fathers and do what they tell you. Obey your teachers and learn a whooooole lot! Now if you do this, I'll make sure you get good presents from me eeeevery year. Ha ha ha... but if you're bad boys and girls, your name goes in the 'Bad Boys and Girls' book, and I'll bring you something... horrible.
Julian Kaye: Why me? Why did you pick me?
Leon: Because you were framable. You've stepped on too many toes. Nobody ever cared about you. I never even liked you much myself.
Mark Elliot: She writes poetry.
Nurse: A pastime especially suited for women.
Cole Younger: First getting shot, then getting married - bad habits.
Singer: And then you're all alone again, but where are you?
Carne: Have you ever shoveled any coal?
Guy in elevator: What is this... fucking SHIT going on here?
Pearson: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, you can't get to it.
Vadinho: I do not need to kill to find you.
Terrible Tommy: "Come on runt."
Rosa Carlo: "Stop calling me that."
Col. Lewis Pugh: I want everyone here to smell like a distillery.
Young Emmeline: Mr. Button, there's a cask over hear with stuff in it that smells like the Captain's breath.