Leon: See you at the finish line... wherever that may be.
Mr. Uwatsum: How about a nice bowl of fish eyes?
Inspector Winship: Will you pardon me, please?
Mr. Uwatsum: Ah... Do you like hummingbird cookies?
Dr. Tart: ...No, thank you.
Calvin "Cal" Jarrett: I should have gotten a handle on it somehow.
Conrad "Con" Jarrett: You know I used to think you had a handle for everything. I really admire you for that sometimes.
Calvin "Cal" Jarrett: Well, don't admire people too much. They'll disappoint you sometimes.
Conrad "Con" Jarrett: I'm not disappointed. I love you.
Calvin "Cal" Jarrett: I love you too.
Cheech: Shit, man, I'm gonna be late for work again. That's the fifth time this week, and it's only Tuesday, man.
Alan Yates: We really screwed ourselves this time, trying to, trying to stay there for the last shot. I don't even know where we are now, but I know, they... I know they, uh, followed us, and, and we lost everything trying to escape. We're screwed! We're trapped.
Lola Brewster: I could eat a can of Kodak and puke a better movie.
Mark Elliot: She writes poetry.
Nurse: A pastime especially suited for women.
Skip Donahue: We tried to teach him charades! He didn't get it! He just didn't get it.
Lou: Yes, it used to be beautiful - what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Carne: Have you ever shoveled any coal?
Eddie Jessup: I can't live with it Emily, the pain is unbearable.
Emily Jessup: We all live with it. That unbearable terror is what makes us such singular creatures. We hide from it, we succumb to it, mostly we defy it! We build fragile little structures to keep it out. We love, we raise families, we work, we make friends. We write poems.
Danny McGuire: I've been known to twinkle a toe or two.
Pearson: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, you can't get to it.
Harry "Santa": But now I want you to remember to stay good boys and girls. Respect your mothers and fathers and do what they tell you. Obey your teachers and learn a whooooole lot! Now if you do this, I'll make sure you get good presents from me eeeevery year. Ha ha ha... but if you're bad boys and girls, your name goes in the 'Bad Boys and Girls' book, and I'll bring you something... horrible.
Dr. Obrero: The patient's screaming disturbing me, performed removal of vocal chords.
Terrible Tommy: "Come on runt."
Rosa Carlo: "Stop calling me that."
Cole Younger: First getting shot, then getting married - bad habits.
Julian Kaye: This is my apartment. Women don't come here.
Young Emmeline: Mr. Button, there's a cask over hear with stuff in it that smells like the Captain's breath.