![Smokey and the Bandit picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1181_sm.jpg)
Cledus Snow: You can't drive a fork lift.
Bandit: I can drive any forkin' thing around.
![The Goodbye Girl picture](/images/titles/0-999/556_sm.jpg)
Paula McFadden: I thought you said you were decent.
Elliot Garfield: I am decent. I also happen to be naked.
![Oh, God! picture](/images/titles/6000-6999/6083_sm.jpg)
Jerry Landers: How can you permit all the *suffering* that goes on in the world?
God: Ah, how can *I* permit the suffering?
Jerry Landers: Yeah!
God: I don't permit the suffering. You do! Free will. All the choices are yours.
Jerry Landers: Choices? What choices?
God: You can love each other, cherish and nurture each other or you can kill each other. Incidentally, "kill" is the word. It's not "waste." If I meant "waste" I would have written "thou shalt not waste." You're doing some very funny things with words, here. You're also turning the sky into mud. I look down, I can't believe the filth. Using the rivers for toilets, poisoning my fishes. You want a miracle? *You* make a fish from scratch. You can't. You think only God can make a tree? Try coming up with a mackerel. And when the last one is gone, that'll be that. Eighty-six on the fishes, goodbye sky, so long world, over and out.
![High Anxiety picture](/images/titles/0-999/607_sm.jpg)
Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: Professor Little Old Man.
Dr. Vicktor Lillolman: "Lillolman." "Lillolman."
![Slap Shot picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1172_sm.jpg)
Ned Braden: Now, they give you one phone call. See they book you, and then the give you one phone call.
Jack Hanson: Call the pizza man.
Morris Wanchuk: Why don'tcha call a massage parlor.
![Fun with Dick and Jane picture](/images/titles/5000-5999/5517_sm.jpg)
Jane Harper: What kind of lunatic spends $1000 on lunch when he's out of a job and deeply in debt?
Dick Harper: The kind that knows you can't get a job if you look like a loser.
Jane Harper: If I was Diners Club, I'd your stomach bronzed and put it in the Hall of Fame.
![Candleshoe picture](/images/titles/13000-13999/13583_sm.jpg)
Priory: Mind the axe, my lady.