Alabama State Trooper: Did you see that? They went right through our roadblock!
Buford T. Justice: You som'bitches couldn't close an umbrella!
Buford T. Justice: What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.
Buford T. Justice: Duck, or you're gonna be talkin' out yo ass!
Cletus: Hoss, you ain't gonna believe this, but that crazy some-bitch tried to drive up under my truck.ckbyers