Smokey and the Bandit
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Cledus Snow: You can't drive a fork lift.
Bandit: I can drive any forkin' thing around.

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Alabama State Trooper: Did you see that? They went right through our roadblock!
Buford T. Justice: You som'bitches couldn't close an umbrella!

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Buford T. Justice: What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.

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Buford T. Justice: Duck, or you're gonna be talkin' out yo ass!

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Cledus: Well I'll tell you what we gonna do. We gonna introduce 'em to the boy. So move over, good buddy, because the snowman is coming through.

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Bandit: [To Big and Little Enos - laughing] It must be a bitch getting a size 68 extra fat, and a 12 dwarf.

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Bandit: Why do you want me to go to Texarcana to get all that beer anyway?
Little Enos: It ain't never been done, hotshit.
Bandit: Watch your mouth little lady.

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Cletus: Hoss, you ain't gonna believe this, but that crazy some-bitch tried to drive up under my truck.

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Bandit: You must be in a hell of a hurry, huh, Sheriff?
Buford T. Justice: You bet your ass on that, boy.

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Bandit: Why go to Texarkana to get bootleg liquor?
Little Enos: Because he's thirsty. Dummy.

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Continuity mistake: In the scene near the end Snowman drives a truck into a load of police cars if you play it in slow motion you can see a protector around the lights.

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Trivia: Three future cast members of the Dukes of Hazzard, John Schneider, Sonny Shroyer and Ben Jones have unbilled cameos. Years later, Burt Reynolds would play Boss Hogg in the Dukes of Hazzard movie.

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Question: What did the trooper mean when he said, "Didn't you know this ain't Saturday"? It always makes me wonder.

Answer: The trooper on the motorcycle had just landed in the water. In older days, the typical day to take a bath, wash hair, etc. was Saturday. The trooper in the car (once he saw the motorcycle trooper was okay and wet) just made a joke about him taking a bath.

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Answer: I think the trooper makes this joke in reference to Evel Knievel, a popular performer of the day. His shows, which prominently featured motorcycle stunts (particularly jumping) usually occurred on the weekends (i.e. Saturday).

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