Best movie quotes of 1968

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Oliver picture

Boy: These sausages are mouldy.
Fagin: Shut up and drink your gin.

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SS-Standartenf├╝hrer Kramer: Let me remind you, Major, I'm a colonel in the SS and not a lieutenant who you can frighten with your threats.
SS-Sturmbannf├╝hrer Von Hapen: Your military rank and position are obvious to me, Colonel, and so are your attempts to discredit me with superiors in Berlin.
SS-Standartenf├╝hrer Kramer: If there is any discredit, you bring it upon yourself. Good night.

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Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

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John: My God, if I went-up in flames there's not a living soul who'd pee on me to put the fire out.

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George Taylor: Take your stinkin' paws off me, ya damn dirty ape.

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Prisoner: Always uses top grade hemp, Schmidt does. He oils it so it slides read good. Snaps your neck like a dry twig.

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Rose Brice: When you look at him, you only see what you want to see.
Fanny Brice: I see him as he is. I love him as he is.
Rose Brice: Fanny. Love him a little less. Help him a little more.

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Oscar Madison: I can't take it anymore, Felix, I'm cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you're not here, the things I know you're gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. "We're all out of cornflakes. F.U." Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar.

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Frank Beardsley: I don't quite understand. Am I being stupid?
Helen North: No, you're being a man. Which is sometimes the same thing.

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Lt. Columbo: There must be something wrong with me. I seem to bother people, to make them nervous.

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Cheyenne: Listen, Harmonica, a town built around a railroad - mm mm mm mmm - you could make a fortune, huh? Hundreds of thousands of dollars. Hey, more than that. Thousands of thousands.
Harmonica: They call them "millions."
Cheyenne: "Millions." Hm.

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Ben: Now get the hell down in the cellar. You can be the boss down there, but I'm boss up here.

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Juliet: Good night, good night. Parting is such sweet sorrow, That I shall say good night till it be morrow.

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Charly Gordon: That, that is, is. That, that is not, is not. Is that it? It is.

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Ice Station Zebra picture

David Jones: People with top security clearances are being hung everyday.

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Chance Buckman: Exactly what did you tell her about Madame Loo?
Greg Parker: Only that she's 80 years old, weighs 300 pounds and is one of your oldest friends.

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