John: My God, if I went-up in flames there's not a living soul who'd pee on me to put the fire out.
Prince Geoffrey: I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. We know Henry knows, and Henry knows we know it. We're a knowledgeable family.
Henry II: HA! What shall we hang... The holly, or each other?
Henry II: I stole the candles from the chapel. Jesus won't begrudge them and the chaplain works for me.
Eleanor of Aquitaine: How dear of you to let me out of prison.
Henry II: It's only for the holidays.
