Best fantasy TV quotes of all time

The Evil Queen - S2-E20

Cora: Love is weakness. It feels real now, at the start it always does, but it's an illusion. It fades and then you're left with nothing!

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I, E.T. - S1-E7

John: It's kinda like Louisiana. Or Dagobah. Dagobah...where Yoda lives.
Aeryn: Who's Yoda?
John: Just a little green guy...trains warriors.

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Darrin Stephens: Sam, don't expect your mother to be gracious. She doesn't do imitations.

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Got B.O.? Get DEO.

Meta Knight: Your spirit is willing but your pink flesh is weak.

Firefly, Light My Fire - S1-E1

Sparky: I can't fly.
Harmony: But you're a firefly, fire...fly.
Sparky: I tried it once, scared me to death.

Filburt: You turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands.

Baby: I'm a big boy.

Mark Gordon: Cute, Jonathan. Real cute.

Joey Wheeler, Shadi: Go, Drumsticks.
Mai Valentine: Uh, guys? Joey named his chicken.
Joey Wheeler, Shadi: It's a Nematory, Mai.
Mai Valentine: Whatever.

Wednesday Addams: I don't believe in heaven or hell. But I do believe in revenge. I usually serve it warm with a side of pain.

Dylan Hunt: It's a little known law of thermodynamics: The Conservation of Optimism: There's only so much to go around.

Megatron: Is there anyone brave - or stupid enough - to oppose us? This city is under martial law... and I am the marshal.

Cheetor: We've got to stop them before they reach the base.
Ratrap: That's your department, Sky Cat. Fire up. We'll be right behind you.
Dinobot: My weapon is depleted.
Cheetor: I need a running start.
Ratrap: Criminy, the pair of ya! I've gotta DO everything?

Sonic the Hedgehog: I don't see why we have to learn all this etiquette baloney.
Christopher 'Chris' Thorndyke: My mom says it's important to learn good manners so we can eat properly.
Sonic the Hedgehog: Well, I never learned anything about manners, and I been eating my whole life.

Bato of the Water Tribe - S1-E15

Zuko: Where's the Avatar?
Sokka: We split up. He's long gone.
Zuko: How stupid do you think I am?
Sokka: Pretty stupid.

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Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD: You may be an expert in financial matters, Mr. Huggins, but I happen to be an expert in Major Anthony Nelson.

Gannicus: I knew you'd lead these men to their deaths eventually. Is this the day you would do it?
Spartacus: They are but loyal. A quality you seem unfamiliar with.

The Obsolete Man - S2-E29

[A bomb in Wadsworth's room is seconds from going off, causing the Chancellor to panic].
Chancellor: Please, please let me out. In the name of God, let me out. Let me out! Let me out!
Wadsworth: Yes, Chancellor. In the name of God, I will let you out.

Sins of the Fathers Chapter 9: Tombstone - S3-E9

Tombstone: Come down here and fight like a man.
Spider-Man: I don't suppose I could convince you to come up here and fight like a spider.