Eric: Godric could have been king of Texas had he wanted. He could have been king of any vampire territory anywhere. He is twice as old as I am and very powerful. There are none above him in the new world.
Bill: Well if he's so powerful, how could they abduct him?
Eric: Now that is what worries me. If one such as he can be taken by humans, then none of us are safe.
80's Batman: This isn't a mudhole. It's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.
White Knight: Believe it or not, a word in your head.
Alice: What?
Hatter: Don't ask.
Terror on Dinosaur Island! - S1-E2
Plastic Man: Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 'Cause I'm seeing gorillas riding pterodactyls with harpoon guns stealing a boat.
Witchiepoo: Stop eating your popcorn and be quiet.
Helen: He's going to the center of the Earth. You get dizzy on the botton rung of a ladder.
Jonas Lytton: Not the bottom rung.
Alpha 6: Yo yo yo, whatcha talkin' about?
Man-At-Arms: That's very interesting, but silly.
Simon Holmes: Sometimes I wish we collected stamps for fun, instead of battling the forces of weirdness.
Loki: You're taking me somewhere to kill me?
Mobius M. Mobius: No, I'm taking you some place to talk.
Loki: Well, I don't like to talk.
Mobius M. Mobius: But you do like to lie. Which you just did, 'cause we both know you love to talk.