Sookie Stackhouse: That's GRAN'S pie.
Eric Northman: I've seen your website... it's very low rent.
Jason Stackhouse: You're either on the dark side or you're on the side of the light.
Sookie Stackhouse: You just killed my fairy godmother.
Eric Northman: Shrugs sorry.
Rev. Steve Newlin: We are forming an elite spiritual army.
Godric: A human with me at the end. With human tears. Two thousand years and I can still be surprised.
Pam: To Arlene's children: You make me so happy I never had any of you.
Eric Northman: No, c'mon Pam, they're funny. They're like humans, but miniature. 'Teacup humans'.
Eric: Godric could have been king of Texas had he wanted. He could have been king of any vampire territory anywhere. He is twice as old as I am and very powerful. There are none above him in the new world.
Bill: Well if he's so powerful, how could they abduct him?
Eric: Now that is what worries me. If one such as he can be taken by humans, then none of us are safe.
Answer: Pam doesn't have to be with Eric 24/7.