Jenna: You are rude, and mean, and sloppy, and frizzy - and I don't like you at all.
Mother Abigail: "Once in every generation, the plague shall fall among them." That's what is says in the book... Seems you might have went a little far this time.
Pugsley: Are they dead?
Wednesday: Does it matter?
Mother in Diner: Why are they doing this? Why are they doing this? They said when you got here, the whole thing started. Who are you? What are you? Where did you come from? I think you're the cause of all this. I think you're evil. Evil!
King Arthur: I can't quite remember all that Merlyn taught me, but I do remember this. That happiness is a virtue. No one can be happy and wicked. Triumphant, perhaps, but not happy.
Chandler Jarrell: I don't know, maybe he cut himself shaving and bled to death looking for a kleenex.
Phil Connors: What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!
Craig Toomy: Oh I'm real scared now.
Sebastian: Are you sure about this?
Scuttle: Have I ever been wrong? I mean when it's important.
Yoda: When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.
Little Elf Judy: Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing.
Zeus: If I had to punish every blasphemy, I would have no followers.
George Little: Maybe we should go home.
Mr. Little: Why?
George Little: I'm not wearing my lucky underwear.
Mr. Little: You don't have lucky underwear.
George Little: Well, maybe we should get some, and then come back for another race.
Luigi: Do you eat?
Princess Daisy: Yes.
Luigi: Dinner?
Princess Daisy: Yes.
Luigi: Tonight?
April: Uh, Jessica has a... problem.
Ling Ling: She's only going to make us wait an hour this time.
Lulu: What about the class trip to Six Flags. She took so long in the bathroom we missed the bus.
Ling Ling: Our parents had to drive three hours to pick us up.
Jessica (Clive): I had my period, OK.
Randall: People who are always right make me sick.
Fidgit: That's why you get along with yourself so well.