Spin City
Movie Quote Quiz

Mike: Can you believe this guy?
Carter: No. He has absolutely crossed the line. Who are we talking about?

Mayor Winston: I am not a child, and I will not be treated like one.
Charlie: Sir, you forgot your shoes.
Mayor Winston: I don't care.

Mike: My friend Sebastian saw you at a dance club Friday night.
Stacey: How'd he know it was me.
Mike: You had your tongue in his mouth.

Charlie: I couldn't face have lost my father, and I runaway from my home. I lived alone, without my family, but, I lived many adventures, and I have many friends.
Psychologist: Well Charlie, that's very interesting.
Caitlin: Of course it is, it's The Lion King.

Mayor Winston: Are you sure this is the best title for my autobiography?"Winston On Winston"?
Mike: Hey, as long there aren't two guys on the cover, I think we're okay.

James: How many women have you slept with?
Stuart: Roughly.
James: I don't care how you did it, you sicko.

Heidi Klum: We have a saying in Germany. It is better to have loved and lost than to engage in a land war with Russia in the winter.

Mike: This is like a step back in time.
Owen Kingston: Though men like us look to the future.

Drew West: So, Randy... what's your favorite sexual position?
Mayor Winston: Well, that's really not any of your business. However, I hear yours is "Man on top, woman in magazine."

Stuart: I remember the first time I got mugged. It was by a woman. She came up to me, made small talk, put her hand in my pocket, and made off with my wallet.
James: That's horrible.
Stuart: I've paid more to get less.

James: Stewart, I don't feel well. Knowing about Mike's mom and the Mayor is killing me.
Stuart: James, secrets are power. You get something good like this, you sit on it. Right now, you leak it, it's just office gossip that makes everyone uncomfortable, but, in 20 years when Mike's running for President, this little gem gets me an ambassadorship to Sweden.
James: What do I get?
Stuart: Topless postcard from Sweden.

Mike: There are 10 commandments. I'd like your dates to check out on at least 7 of them.

James: Can men do this?
Mike: Men, yes. You, no.

Mayor Winston: Mike, look out that window. We preside over the greatest city in the world.
Mike: Sir, that's New Jersey.

Mike: Hey, that is it. I'm officially taking down the suggestion box. "Wisconsin Rules!" is not a suggestion.
James: I know, I just wanted to hear someone else say it. Wisconsin Rules.

Mike: I know the German word for constipation, which I believe is farfrompoopin.

Stuart: If that woman ever shows her face again, I will unleash a punishment upon her she cannot even fathom.
Carter: What are you gonna do? You gonna date her?

Mike: Why don't you like me anymore?
Nikki: I don't want to talk to you about this. You're just going to confuse me. You're too charming, you're too smart, you're too clever.
Mike: I can change.

Mike: I had sex with this woman, Kevin. And she wants to get pregnant. She kidnapped my "guys"! And she put them in the freezer.
Kevin: That old story.

Mayor Winston: Did you know that when I was in college, I made a student film?
Mike: Really?
Mayor Winston: The Yale Daily News called it "an incoherent mess."

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