Best TV quotes of 1996

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Frank Barone: What's for brunch, Marie?
Marie Barone: Ham.
Frank Barone: Excellent. I shall put on my ham pants.

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Dick, Who's Coming to Dinner - S5-E6

Dick: Does anyone remember why we all decided to be white?
Harry: Oh, um, I went with white ‘cause I thought it'd be a little cooler in the summer.
Tommy: Well don't you remember, Dick? All the television signals that we picked up in outer space were filled with white people.
Sally: Oh, except for that, uh, that black nerd with the hiked-up pants and the oversized glasses. What was his name?
Tommy: Bryant Gumbel.
Sally: Right.

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Waspinator: Two-head throw Megatron in lava pit! Megatron want slag Two-head. Waspinator down with that.

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Salem: Hello, this is your guard speaking. Harvey is at the front door, and send me a sandwich.

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Jarod: Trust your inner sense, Miss Parker. I do.

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Frank Black: I'm not here to educate you.
Therapist: Why are you here, Frank? You're here because you have people that need you to get well.
Frank Black: I'm not sure if I want to get well this time.

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Eric: You expect me to believe that you have to choose between family and that low life, cradle-robbing sky jockey?

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Mike: Can you believe this guy?
Carter: No. He has absolutely crossed the line. Who are we talking about?

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Mandark: George, what do you say we cross the Delaware?

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Kenan: Who loves orange soda?
Kel Kimble: K-K-Kel loves orange soda.
Kenan: Is it true? Is it truuuue?
Kel Kimble: Mmmhhmmm! I do, I do, I do-oooh.

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Chuck: Some dances you sit out. Others, you change partners. The important thing is, you never stop dancing.

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Mxyzpixilated - S2-E8

Mxyzptlk: Your three months are up! And this time you're not gonna cheat me of my fun.
Superman: Oh, it's you again, Mr. Kltpzyxm.
Mxyzptlk: NOT Kltpzyxm! Mxyzptlk! Now,  the first thing I'm gonna do - ah, nuts! [Disappears.].

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Thelma: None of my memory banks have deleted information in the past 39 hours. A new record.

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