Rev. Morgan Hamilton: We cannot fight hate with hate. What are we teaching our children today? That will make things better tomorrow?
Ruthie: Bad words make me sound bad.
Simon: No, bad words make you sound stupid.
Ruthie: You're the worst babysitter I ever had.
Simon: That's not what you said two hours ago.
Ruthie: Yeah, well that was before you made me wear the staircase.
Annie: I'm losing a son-in-law whom I love and adore, and I'm getting... Rose?
Eric: There's always going to be somebody who'll try to take your dignity and self-esteem. Just never let them take your voice.
Annie: You may be weird, but at least you'll all be my honest little weirdos.
Lucy Camden: I had no idea this was your life.
Mike Pierce: My life's just fine and you know why? I'm alive... and I'm grateful for every second of every day.
Rev. Camden: You know what the scariest thing in my life is?
Simon: Those bowling shoes?
Annie: I need to talk to you in the living room.
Sam: You're in trouble. Tell her you're sorry and you'll never do it again.
Eric: I don't think that will work for me.
David: Tell her Happy did it.
Eric: I don't think that will work for me either.
Simon: How ya doing, kid?
Lucy: Get out of my face.
Simon: You're okay.
Eric: Don't try to ruin a perfectly good night of spying on the kids with logic.
Simon: What's for breakfast?
Annie: Any cereal in the cupboard you want.
Matt: The only thing worse than a lecture from Dad.
Mary: ...is a lecture from the Colonel.
Ruthie: Martin Brewer loves me, finally.
Martin Brewer: I made a mistake. A big mistake.
Beau: Everyone makes mistakes.
Martin Brewer: Not like this one... I got a girl pregnant and I'm gonna be a father.
Annie: Ginger... somebody. What do you mean you don't know? How can you not know? How many "Ginger"s do you have there? Is there a "Ginger" convention in town or something?
Lucy: If you ever want to make detective, you have to be a whole lot nosier.
Simon: I guess my inner voice was telling me... you're going to hell anyway for killing that guy... so I might as well have sex.
Lucy Camden: I swear, you guys gossip more than old ladies.
Annie: You want a piece of me? I brought seven kids into this world, I can take one out.
