The Mystery of Skull Island - S6-E14
Al Bundy: "I Care", by Al Bundy. When hooters jiggle around and I find nickels on the ground, I care. When a Mustang engine purrs and the bathroom is not hers, I care. When the pitchers on the mound and the wife is underground, I care. But when I've been playing this for days, I will kill anyone who stays, I SWEAR!
Al Bundy: When I said I needed money for the meter you said you didn't have a dime.
Peg Bundy: No, we said we didn't give a damn.
Peg: Hi honey. Did you miss me?
Al: With every bullet so far.
[Peggy listening to two clock store customers talking].
Woman #1: Oprah's doing a whole week on Transexuals: Which Bathroom Should They Use?
Woman #2: Phil's doing a show on Male Potency: A Thing of the Past.
Woman #1: You know, nowadays you really need a VCR.
Woman #2: Yeah.
Woman #1: Let's buy one.
Woman #2: Let's get two!
Bud: Kelly go get changed into your sleaziest dress.
Kelly: Which one?
Answer: Bud's date is a foreign exchange student and Kelly was wondering what was sent to the country Monique was from in exchange for Monique being sent to America.