Best TV quotes of 1987

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The Mystery of Skull Island - S6-E14

Al Bundy: "I Care", by Al Bundy. When hooters jiggle around and I find nickels on the ground, I care. When a Mustang engine purrs and the bathroom is not hers, I care. When the pitchers on the mound and the wife is underground, I care. But when I've been playing this for days, I will kill anyone who stays, I SWEAR!

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Deja Q - S3-E13

Picard: Return that moon to its orbit.
Q: I have no powers! Q, the ordinary!
Picard: Q, the liar! Q, the misanthrope!
Q: Q, the miserable! Q, the desperate! What must I do to convince you people?
Worf: Die.

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D.J.: Kimmy called me a geek-burger.

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Rocksteady: Oooh, shiver me timbers.
Bebop: And while you're at it, shiver mine also.

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Amber: We've gone from two insecure, screwed up teenagers to top of the world.

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Alan B'Stard: If your IQ was any lower, you'd need watering.

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Off. Tom Hanson #2: Without Jenko we're gonna be Charlie's Angels.

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Vincent: You'd sacrificed so much.
Catherine Chandler: I would sacrifice everything for you.

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