The Mystery of Skull Island - S6-E14
Al Bundy: "I Care", by Al Bundy. When hooters jiggle around and I find nickels on the ground, I care. When a Mustang engine purrs and the bathroom is not hers, I care. When the pitchers on the mound and the wife is underground, I care. But when I've been playing this for days, I will kill anyone who stays, I SWEAR!
Mouse: Okay good! Okay fine.
Shredder: You have a brilliant brain, Krang.
Krang: Of course. It's all I really am.
Max Headroom: Y'know... I get the feeling there's a lot of faces out there... watching... me! And I can tell you it brings a lump to my ratings. Yes, this is Network 23. The net-net-net-net-network that puts it right... where they want you to be.
Constance Connie Lubbock: Haven't you forgotten a little thing called the First Amendment? This is America.
Elizabeth Lubbock: America ends at that front door. This is Lubbockland, and I'm the evil queen.
Judge: Order! Order!
Launchpad McQuack: I'll have a burger and fries!
Jesse: Joseph, it's finally happened! He's cleaning liquid soap.
Danny Tanner: Don't be silly. I'm just cleaning my rubber gloves.
Joey: Danny, there's no shame in therapy.
Amber: We've gone from two insecure, screwed up teenagers to top of the world.
Alan B'Stard: If your IQ was any lower, you'd need watering.
Off. Tom Hanson #2: Without Jenko we're gonna be Charlie's Angels.