Wandisimo: Can it be? Wanda the love of my life who I lost to Cosmo who I lost when he married you so you'd stay lost to me?
Jorgen von Strangle: For failing to distract the dragon, the handsome fairy loses! However, he is still very sexy.
Wandisimo: This I can live with.
Timmy Turner: I'm big, I'm hurting people, and I'm misunderstood.
Cosmo: Just like The IRS.
Timmy Turner: It's fun and destructive. It's funstructive.
Mom Turner: Timmy, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day.
Timmy Turner: Feel better now?
Chip Skylark: Yeah. I didn't have to go to the bathroom, but the sound of flushing calms me down.
Timmy Turner: Note to self: Never break up with a girl in the Violent Gardening Tool section.
Jorgen von Strangle: What in the name of my bulging tripceps is going on?
Mayor: I hate not being the goat.
Mom Turner: Losing our son was the best thing to ever happen to us.
Dad Turner: We have a son?
Cosmo: Don't forget the rabies! Everything tastes better with rabies.
Jorgen von Strangle: It's time for some fairy-oke.
Principal Waxelplax: Crocker.
Timmy Turner: Dogs have great sense of smell, they can see in black and white, and they can go to the bathroom any where they want.
Cosmo: So can I, I'm just polite.
Mom Turner: You just need to be more secure in your masculinity - like me.
