Theo: You two are the most obnoxious people that I ever met.
Rudy: Thank you, your grumpiness.
Cliff: Clair, we don't even know if the joint is Theo's and you already got the boy going to Turkey.
Vanessa Huxtable: Rudy, what are you gonna do in life with a fourth grade education?
Rudy: Teach third grade .
Cliff: If you call a female surgeon 'old', she will tear you apart.
Clair Huxtable: Cliff, why did we have four children?
Cliff: Because we did not want five.
Chosen answer: That is the song "Open the Door Richard."