Seinfeld

Seinfeld (1990)

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Jerry: You can't keep avoiding her.
George Costanza: Why not? If she can't find me, she can't break up with me.

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Cosmo Kramer: If you're not gonna be a part of a civil society, then just get in your car and drive on over to the East Side.

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Jerry: I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Cosmo Kramer: Boy, these pretzels are makin' me thirsty.

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George Costanza: It became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat - it's all been wrong.

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George Costanza: Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.

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Kramer: It's a write off for them.
Jerry: Write it off what?
Kramer: They just write it off.
Jerry: You don't even know what a write off is, do you?
Kramer: Do you?
Jerry: No, I don't.
Kramer. Well they do, and they're the ones writing it off.
Jerry: I wish I had the last 20 seconds of my life back.

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Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.
Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.

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Trivia

The voice of George Steinbrenner on the show is co-creator Larry David.

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