Seinfeld

Seinfeld (1990)

8 quotes from show generally

Jerry: You can't keep avoiding her.
George Costanza: Why not? If she can't find me, she can't break up with me.

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Cosmo Kramer: If you're not gonna be a part of a civil society, then just get in your car and drive on over to the East Side.

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Jerry: I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Cosmo Kramer: Boy, these pretzels are makin' me thirsty.

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Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.
Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.

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George Costanza: It became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat - it's all been wrong.

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George Costanza: Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.

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Kramer: It's a write off for them.
Jerry: Write it off what?
Kramer: They just write it off.
Jerry: You don't even know what a write off is, do you?
Kramer: Do you?
Jerry: No, I don't.
Kramer. Well they do, and they're the ones writing it off.
Jerry: I wish I had the last 20 seconds of my life back.

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Mistakes

When George and Elaine go to the coffee shop after the movie without Jerry, they establish that Elaine moved to NYC in 1986. Then they make fun of the way that Jerry throws up; both imitating Jerry. The "Dinner Party" episode is after the "The Dog". In the "Dinner Party" episode, Jerry brags that he hasn't thrown up since June 29th, 1980. The black and white cookie ended this streak. Elaine would not have been around to see this,… not arriving in NYC until 1986.

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The voice of George Steinbrenner on the show is co-creator Larry David.

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