Ethan Dalloway: Hey.
Marnie Piper: Hey.
Aneesa: You know, I'd really hoped you two had moved past monosyllables.
Marnie Piper: Okay, I totally understand. But, um, before you do that could I just borrow it real quick?
Splendora: No.
Marnie Piper: Why not?
Splendora: Because.
Marnie Piper: Man, you're selfish.
Lou Landers: Thanksgiving is a time for family. Lance is the only family I have. I never married.
Jill Johnson: [Offering him fruitcake.] Fruitcake?
Lou Landers: No, I just haven't found the right woman.
Jill's Mother: You're a whore, just like your mother!
Rick Riker: Who was that?
Jill Johnson: My mother.
