Aquamarine: But I've learned it's not where you are, it's who you're with.
Aquamarine: Wow Raymond, you're really good. Bye.
Aquamarine: Starfish may be huge suck ups. But they never lie.
Aquamarine: Bullshark.
Aquamarine: You scared the salt out of me.
Aquamarine: Her dad makes the weather?
Claire: No, he just reports it.
Aquamarine: And she's a princess?
Hailey: No, just a royal bitch.
Hailey: And I know there's a reason why everybody wants it so much.
Aquamarine: And what's that?
Hailey: It's the closest thing we have to magic.
Aquamarine: Following you around is fun.
Aquamarine: I'm never gonna see him again, and he doesn't care.
Marnie Piper: They could cast another spell on Dylan, even as we speak.
Ethan Dalloway: And what? Make him do more math? He loves math.
Marnie Piper: My resident advisor's a genie?
Aneesa: The first to be accepted to Witch University. My parents are very proud.
Marnie Piper: Was your father Merlin?
Splendora: No, Marvin. Merlin's cousin.
Ethan Dalloway: I have no idea what you just said, but, uh, you looked really cute saying it.
Marnie Piper: Why don't you just use your magic?
Ethan Dalloway: What magic would that be?
Marnie Piper: You know.
Ethan Dalloway: We're not talking about laundry anymore, are we?
Dr. Lwaxana Goodwyn: When this school was first established, and enchantment was placed on the campus. All spells cast at Witch University become permanent at midnight on Halloween.
Marnie Piper: You mean 'permanent, permanent'?
Dr. Lwaxana Goodwyn: Indeed. And for many years it was a fine deterrent. Until we had a small mishap.
Marnie Piper: How small?
Dr. Lwaxana Goodwyn: A simple, magical housecleaning lesson went horribly wrong. Half the freshman class had to be sent home as teacups.
Marnie Piper: Dylan! Where'd you find him?
Silas Sinister: We had help.
Ethan Dalloway: Marnie, I'm sorry.
Marnie Piper: You're working with them?
Ethan Dalloway: No.
Silas Sinister: Oh, yes he was! He just didn't know it. Ethan found your brother, and we found Ethan.
Marnie Piper: Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing?
Ethan Dalloway: Yes, Marnie. You've spotted the elusive guy doing his own laundry.
Marnie Piper: A rare creature, indeed.
Marnie Piper: Raincheck on the coffee?
Ethan Dalloway: And the magic.
Marnie Piper: We need to find Dylan.
Ethan Dalloway: I already did.
Gwen Cromwell Piper: No one's seen the Sinister girls or Dylan.
Marnie Piper: Have you checked the pound?
Gwen Cromwell Piper: That is not funny.
Gwen Cromwell Piper: With power comes responsibility.
Marnie Piper: You stole that from Spider-Man.
