Quotes from Robin Williams movies and TV shows - page 4 of 10

Alan Hakman: The dead mean nothing to me, Mrs. Bannister. I took this job because I respect the living.

Alan Hakman: I need to speak to you alone.
Thelma: Michael, why don't you go down to the store and buy some cigarettes?
Michael: We got eight packs already.
Thelma: Well, bring them back then. We don't need so many.

Alan Hakman: I forgive people long after they can be punished for their sins.

Delila: You fell in love with an image of me. Not the real me.
Alan Hakman: At first. Now I want you the way you really are.
Delila: I can't believe you after what you did.

Delila: Why are you here? You know it doesn't work between us.
Alan Hakman: I can change.
Delila: You can't change. You're a man of marble.
Alan Hakman: I still have some of your things. You want me to drop them off?
Delila: Keep them as souvenirs.
Alan Hakman: You wanna come by and pick them up?

Fletcher: It's a strange profession you have, isn't it, Alan? You take people's lives, make lies out of them.
Alan Hakman: It's been a long time, Fletcher.
Fletcher: Eight years.
Alan Hakman: Well, I don't have time to catch up right now.
Fletcher: How can you handle it, Alan? People sleeping and shitting... people stealing from each other... manipulating each other. The obscenity.
Alan Hakman: I can't talk, I'm working.

Jack Lucas: I don't mean to be flippant or to enrage you or anything, but you're a psychotic man.
Parry: I know.
Jack Lucas: A very nice psychotic man.
Parry: Thank you.

Parry: You have a great set of... dishes.
Anne Napolitano: Jack, he's trying to start a con-vuh-sation.
Jack Lucas: Then talk to him, he won't bite you.

Parry: Come back, we'll rummage.

Parry: I'm surprised some man just doesn't come in here and snatch you up all for themselves.
Anne Napolitano: You're surprised?

Parry: C'mon, Jack, what do you think the Crusades were? A Pope's publicity stunt?

Jack Lucas: Where would King Arthur be without Guinevere?
Parry: Happily married, probably.
Jack Lucas: Well, that's a bad... that's a bad example.

Parry: What do you think of the death penalty?
John the bum: Death is definitely a penalty! It ain't no fuckin' gift.

Parry: There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.

Parry: Mendacity.

Adrian Cronauer: You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.

Adrian Cronauer: Goooooooood morning Vietnam! It's 0600 hours. What does the "O" stand for? O my God, it's early! Speaking of early, let's hear it for that Marty Lee Drywitz. Silky smooth sounds, making me sound like Peggy Lee...

Sgt. Major Dickerson: [Pointing to his rank insignia.] What does three up and three down mean to you, airman?
Adrian Cronauer: End of an inning?

Adrian Cronauer: You know, you're very beautiful. You're also very quiet. And I'm not used to girls being that quiet unless they're medicated. Normally I go out with girls who talk so much you could hook them up to a wind turbine and they could power a small New Hampshire town.

Adrian Cronauer: The Mississippi River broke through a protective dike today. What is a protective dike? Is it a large woman that says "Don't go near there! But Betty... Don't go near there! Don't go down by the river!" No, we can't say "dyke" on the air, we can't even say "lesbian" anymore, it's "women in comfortable shoes."