Quotes from Paul Rudd movies and TV shows - page 2 of 4

Hope van Dyne: What took you so long?
Scott Lang: She just wanted to give me a hug, wish me luck.
Hope van Dyne: Really?
Scott Lang: Yeah.

Scott Lang: Hey, you try entertaining a 10-year-old when you can't leave the house!

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Scott Lang: Who are you?
Kang The Conqueror: I'm the man who can give you the one thing you want.
Scott Lang: What's that?
Kang The Conqueror: Time.

Kang The Conqueror: You think you could win?
Scott Lang: I don't have to win, we both just have to lose.

Scott Lang: You've made a big mistake. I'm an Avenger.
Kang The Conqueror: Oh, you're an Avenger. Have I killed you before?
Scott Lang: What?
Kang The Conqueror: They all blend together after a while. You're not the one with the hammer, are you?
Scott Lang: That's Thor. Similar body type.

Ant-Man: [Damaging the Iron Man suit.] Oh, you're going to have to take this to the shop.
Iron Man: Who's speaking?
Ant-Man: It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days.

Scott Lang: Hank Pym did say to never trust a Stark!
Tony Stark: Who are you?
Scott Lang: Come on, man.

Scott Lang: I want to say I know you know a lot of super people, so thinks for thanking of me... Thanks for thinking of me.

Homer Wells: I was wondering if you could give me a ride.
Wally Worthington: Sure. I'd be glad to. A ride where?
Homer Wells: Where you going?
Wally Worthington: We're heading back to Cape Kenneth.
Homer Wells: Cape Kenneth? That sounds fine.

Homer: I'm just not supposed to get excited, you know. No strain. No stress. I try to keep calm all the time.
Wally Worthington: I can't imagine there's any strain or stress around here.

Homer Wells: I've never actually seen a lobster.
Candy Kendall: Are you serious?
Homer Wells: I've never seen the ocean either.
Wally Worthington: You've never seen the ocean? That's not funny, that's serious.

Josh: Hey, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road.
Cher: I am. You try driving in platforms.

Josh: Hey, just because my mother marries someone else, doesn't mean he's my father.
Cher: Actually, Kato, that's exactly what it means.

Josh: Wow, you're fillin' out there.
Cher: Wow, your face is catching up with your mouth.

Josh: You want to practice parking?
Cher: What's the point? Everywhere you go has valet.

Josh: Look, I'm just curious. How many hours a day do you spend grooming yourself?
Cher: Some people are not lucky enough to be as naturally adorable as you are.
Josh: Stop it, you're making me blush.

Mr. Grooberson: There hasn't been a ghost sighting in 30 years. New York in the '80s... it's like The Walking Dead. Your dad never mentioned this to you?
Callie: It's just my mom.

Lisa: What sort of trouble are you in George?
George: Ah, well ah... simply put... ah, I'm currently unemployed, my girlfriend recently broke up with me, er, I will soon run out of money and, er, I'm the target of a federal investigation.
Lisa: Wow, you are a real chick magnet, aren't you.

George: We are all just one small adjustment away from making our lives work.

Lisa: George, this is my boyfriend Matty.
George: Nice to meet you.
Matty: Who is he?
Lisa: You didn't even say hello.
Matty: Yeah, I think you ought to check with me before you invite some guy over, so I'm a little bit too pissed off to say hello.