Clueless

Clueless (1995)

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Cher: Daddy's a litigator. Those are the scariest kind of lawyer. Even Lucy, our maid, is terrified of him. And daddy's so good he gets $500 an hour to fight with people. But he fights with me for free because I'm his daughter.

Mel: What the hell is that?
Cher: A dress.
Mel: Says who?
Cher: Calvin Klein.

Cher: You can't be the absolute and final word on drivers' licenses?
DMV Tester: Girlie, as far as you're concerned, I am the messiah of the DMV.

Dionne: Hello? There was a stop sign.
Cher: I totally paused.

Mel: What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?

Cher: Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.

Cher: Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.

Mel: Do you know what time it is?
Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.

Josh: Hey, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road.
Cher: I am. You try driving in platforms.

Travis: I joined this program and there's steps. There's... uh.
Cher: Twelve?
Travis: Yeah, how'd you know?
Cher: Wild guess.

Christian: Thanks, man. You got my mark.

Amber: She could be a farmer in those clothes.

Cher: Christian said he'd call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.

Josh: Look, I'm just curious. How many hours a day do you spend grooming yourself?
Cher: Some people are not lucky enough to be as naturally adorable as you are.
Josh: Stop it, you're making me blush.

Cher: It's like that book I read in the 9th grade that said "'tis a far far better thing doing stuff for other people."

Cher: That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential.

Josh: Hey, just because my mother marries someone else, doesn't mean he's my father.
Cher: Actually, Kato, that's exactly what it means.

Cher: Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.

Mel: We're going to have a nice family meal.

Cher: So, this flannel thing. Is that a nod to the crispy Seattle weather, or are you just trying to stay warm in front of the refrigerator?

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Continuity mistake: When Cher is taking the driver's test, she bangs the mirror. But then, when she turns the corner, the mirror is whole again.

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Trivia: Clueless is a direct retelling of Jane Austen's novel, Emma. Just a bit of trivia for Austenites.

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Question: Cher claims her jeep has dual side airbags. That seems ridiculous for an open top vehicle. Does that model really come with side airbags, or was that supposed to be a 'clueless' comment?

thedoorman

Chosen answer: When she says "dual side", Cher is referring to the driver side and passenger side airbags (which are installed in the dashboard in front of each seat), not airbags on the side of the Jeep (aka in the doors).

Ral0618

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