Clueless
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Josh: Hey, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road.
Cher: I am. You try driving in platforms.

Cher: Would you call me selfish?
Dionne: No, not to your face.

Cher Horowitz: I was just totally clueless.

Mel: What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?

Travis: I joined this program and there's steps. There's... uh.
Cher: Twelve?
Travis: Yeah, how'd you know?
Cher: Wild guess.

Cher: Christian said he'd call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.

Tai: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.
Cher: That was way harsh, Tai.

Cher: Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

Cher: Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.

Cher: You can't be the absolute and final word on drivers' licenses?
DMV Tester: Girlie, as far as you're concerned, I am the messiah of the DMV.

Dionne: Hello? There was a stop sign.
Cher: I totally paused.

Josh: You want to practice parking?
Cher: What's the point? Everywhere you go has valet.

Heather: It's just like Hamlet said, "To thine own self be true."
Cher: Hamlet didn't say that.
Heather: I think I remember Hamlet accurately.
Cher: Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and he didn't say that. That Polonius guy did.

Cher: Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.

Cher: That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential.

Cher: Okay, so you're probably going, "Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl.

Josh: Hey, just because my mother marries someone else, doesn't mean he's my father.
Cher: Actually, Kato, that's exactly what it means.

Christian: Thanks, man. You got my mark.

Mel: Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.

Cher: Been shopping with Dr. Suess?
Dionne: Well at least I wouldn't skin a collie to make my back pack.
Cher: It's faux.

Visible crew/equipment: In the first close-up of Cher during the driver's test, as she says, "I have an overwhelming sense of..." the top of a crewmember's head, with his short wavy hair blowing in the wind, is reflected at the bottom of the Jeep's windshield.

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Trivia: Writer/director Amy Heckerling was in the middle of writing the script when she saw Alicia Silverstone in an Aerosmith video on MTV, and immediately knew that was who she wanted to play Cher.

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