Clueless (1995)

Cher: Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.

Cher: Daddy's a litigator. Those are the scariest kind of lawyer. Even Lucy, our maid, is terrified of him. And daddy's so good he gets $500 an hour to fight with people. But he fights with me for free because I'm his daughter.

Mel: Do you know what time it is?
Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.

Cher: You can't be the absolute and final word on drivers' licenses?
DMV Tester: Girlie, as far as you're concerned, I am the messiah of the DMV.

Dionne: Hello? There was a stop sign.
Cher: I totally paused.

Mel: What the hell is that?
Cher: A dress.
Mel: Says who?
Cher: Calvin Klein.

Cher: Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.

Mel: What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?

Heather: It's just like Hamlet said, "To thine own self be true."
Cher: Hamlet didn't say that.
Heather: I think I remember Hamlet accurately.
Cher: Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and he didn't say that. That Polonius guy did.

Cher: So, this flannel thing. Is that a nod to the crispy Seattle weather, or are you just trying to stay warm in front of the refrigerator?

Mel: Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.

Cher: Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?

Amber: She could be a farmer in those clothes.

Cher: It's like that book I read in the 9th grade that said "'tis a far far better thing doing stuff for other people."

Cher: Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.

Cher: Been shopping with Dr. Suess?
Dionne: Well at least I wouldn't skin a collie to make my back pack.
Cher: It's faux.

Cher: Dee, when your allergies act up, take out your nose ring.

Mel: So, what did you do in school today?
Cher: Well, I broke in my purple clogs.

Mel: Don't tell me those brain-dead lowlifes are calling me again.
Cher: They are your parents.

Cher: I'm captain of the Pismo Beach disaster relief.
Mel: I don't think they need your skis.
Cher: Daddy, some people lost all their belongings. Don't you think that includes athletic equipment?